Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

Rightwing News has their list of the 20 most annoying liberals in the U.S for 2005. RW News is a joke sometimes simply because of the overboard nature of some "reports." I like to call them Fox on acid. This, on the other hand, I find amusing. I'm copying the list, but for their caustic and snide comments, you'll have to go to their site. Items in parentheses are my rantings.

20) Sean Penn (Goes to New Orleans, boat almost sinks, dumbass)

19) The Huffington Post (Pseudo-celebs want us to think they have a brain and a worthy opinion)

18) Helen Thomas (Troll doll model. It's time for the White House to lock her out in the snow one day and see if the wolves carry her off)

17) Daily Kos (Like Right Wing News, but with more fiber.... and nuts)

16) Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton (Two Bubbas. I have never understood how some very smart people could be such fools. Take a clue from 40 other presidents and keep your hole shut concerning current affairs of state.

15) Mary Mapes (I really want to know who could possibly trust her now?)

14) Maureen Dowd (Ice Princess. But I still would.)

13) The Pro-Tookie Williams Protestors (Scum of the Earth:Ed Asner, Harry Belafonte, Julian Bond, Jackson Browne, Mario Cuomo, Ted Danson, Snoop Dogg, Mike Farrell, Jamie Foxx, Danny Glover, Tom Harkin, Jesse Jackson, Bianca Jagger, Jim McDermott, the NAACP, Bonnie Raitt, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Gloria Steinem, just to name a few) 12) Harry Reid (filibuster...blah blah, evil conservative judges, blah blah.)

11) Randi Rhodes (She still alive? Is that radio thing they tried still around?)

10) Ted Rall (It stopped being cutting edge or interesting after the Vietnam War, Ted.)

9) The Mainstream Media's Katrina Coverage (The dead are feeding on the living, sharks are gang raping anyone they can find in the french (no capitalization) Quarter.)

8) Newsweek's Quran Down the Toilet Story (Newsweek, NYT, Time, are all bastions of responsible, truthful journalism.... Snort..)

7) Dick Durbin (The Turban. Nothing like slandering our own troops, eh Dickie?)

6) Blanco, Nagin, Landrieu, and Eddie Compass (The Four Horsemen of Stupidity)

5) John Murtha (I'll use the argument of others here too: Maybe the press could give ex-Marines who do support the war and still like the service, as much attention and respect as Murtha.) 4) Ward Churchill (Notice you haven't seen him around much lately? Could it be that he ran out of lies to tell? Go smok'em your peace pipe Ward, your days of playing cowboys and injuns is over.)

3) The New York Times (Drip, drip, drip.... That's the sound of leaks. Chirp, chirp... That's the sound of crickets as not even NYT Ombudsman Byron Calame can get answers from editors.)

2) Howard Dean (The gift that keeps giving. Howie, you are every conservative's wet dream.)

1) Cindy Sheehan (Too much has been said about this 'crack baby experiment gone wrong' that I don't know where to start. I've said enough about Momma Sheehan over the last year that I'd just be rehashing her Nazi "the Jews are evil" and "conspiracy" rants. She's a freak, and she deserves the number one spot.) Honorable mention goes to: Margaret Cho, Ramsey Clark, Hillary Clinton, George Clooney, Juan Cole, John Dean, The Democratic Underground, Al Franken, Al Gore, Ted Kennedy, Linda Foley, Jesse Jackson, Eason Jordan, John Kerry & Teresa Kerry, Paul Krugman, Bill Maher, Moby, Michael Moore, Michael Newdow, Nancy Pelosi, Charles Schumer, Andrew Sullivan, Kayne West, Joe Wilson, James Wolcott.