I Waited Too Long To Post This

I've waited too long to do this. The obvious complaint is: "Where were these teachers when I was in school." Beth Raymond (above). At 31, this mousy little tart enjoyed her work. As a private school employee in Maine, she was charged with risk of injury to a minor and second-degree sexual assault of a juvenile male. Pam Turner (above), 27, was arrested in February 2005, and charged with 15-counts of sexual battery and 13 counts of statutory rape. She is accused of having a three month sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy beginning in November (2004). And now (Shown Below), the one teacher that could honestly make me, as a juror, let her go, Debra Lafavre. This sexy blonde Florida schoolteacher was a former model. Her charge: having sex with a 14-year-old student. Oh yeah, I just found this: A phone transcript between Deb and her (literally) 'boy' friend: http://www.tampabays10.com/pdfs/deb.pdf A site with info on many other teachers who loved their students a little too much: http://www.igossip.com/teacher.php Alright. Here's the predicament. Just because they are women, do they deserve to be treated differently than a man in the same circumstance? My friends and I have discussed this and we made up our minds. It is our decision that as long as the teacher is female and attractive, that is, as long as they are attractive respective to the locale they are at, they should be released and not serve jail time. Of course we are in Texas, so it would take a pretty good looking teacher for me not to convict. If she's ugly, she's doing time. But, for the sake of argument I can use the examples above as those that might pass our test. By the way, it doesn't work that way if you are a male teacher going after boys, or girls. In that case you get your 'nads removed, and find your anus working point guard for someone in the penitentiary named Bubba. But we figure we can let the women slide. Boys are horny little buggers anyway, and what male in his right mind wouldn't want to be involved physically with any of the three shown above? Finally, this post was done more as a joke for Mr. "Richard Fest." (Blog link found to the right) There have been many nights sitting out on his back patio discussing the finer points of law when dealing with really hot teachers, and the question of where they were when we were in school, and why we never met any of them personally. Anyway, if anyone cares to continue this discussion please feel free to make a comment.