Long Duck Dong Next?

Below is the headline of the year for my juvenile sense of humor. Typhoon "Long Wang" Bearing Down on Taiwan We have hurricane names like Camille, Steven, and Rita, but the Asians get the good names. The above headline reminds me of playing video games in my youth. All the Japanese games had very bad Japanese to English translations when text appeared on screen. You know, everything was the "All your base are belong to us" stuff. Google that line if you don't know what I'm talking about. Or see here: Wikipedia info or here: Engrish Mother F'er. Do you speak it? Anyway, I have no clue how Asian storm names are picked, and it really doesn't matter, but I do enjoy thinking that the name of a typhoon means one thing in Asian countries and something like this is taken differently in the states. It gets me laughing thinking of the sexual meanings that are not meant to be there in the first place. Or maybe they were........... Me, juvenile? You bet. Life should always be this amusing. http://mm.ncnu.edu.tw/index.php?nid=176 by Viva, MM_NEWS REPORTER 2005-10-01 00:19:41 A new typhoon, "Long Wang", is heading our way. The central weather bureau has now raised Long Wang to a strong typhoon. The C. W. B. says it anticipates announcing sea warnings later tonight, with land warnings not too far behind.