Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Idiots Should Not Have A Television Show

One sentence: If it smells like shit, looks like shit, acts like shit, and sings like shit, it's probably shit. (Pun for the story below intended) http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/brown%20and%20houstons%20bathroom%20talk Bobby Brown's bid to propose to his wife Whitney Houston a second time was marred by both singers' desperate need to use the bathroom. MY PREROGATIVE star Brown, who initially exchanged nuptials with Houston in 1992, recently decided to ask his wife to take a second trip with him down the aisle during a romantic meal. But immediately after Houston accepted Brown's proposal, bodily functions became the dominant topic of discussion for the night, with the former NEW EDITION frontman dashing from the table to the bathroom while his wife explained to viewers of reality show BEING BOBBY BROWN, "He's had the runs since yesterday." Houston's imminent need to defecate soon followed, after she complained about the cramps she was experiencing. Before bolting from the table, she showed off her bloated stomach and affectionately told her husband, "I'm about to do the doo. I'm about to drop it on the one - a boat lad."


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