So Very Wrong... Links Part 2

1. I just want to know where they got the mask. Burger King

2. Is the rest of the world just really stupid, or stuck in the 80's? What is the fascination with David Hasslehoff?

3. Evil Jedi. You were the chosen one!!!!! Shut up grandma, or I'll break you in half.

4. I hate hippies. If you want to see how a nation dies, just take a generation that refuses to grow up, and have them breed hippy-wanna-be children. Thank God most of this lifestyle is limited to the west coast. (MP4 quicktime file. Give it a moment to load.)

5. libs are freaks. Where's the Ted Kennedy swimming game?