Friday, February 24, 2006

Lemony Lick-its... A Series Of Unfortunate Links

1. A name that is so unfortunate: here 2. An unfortunate date for the future. No hands or body... It just doesn't seem that fun. The product is here, but it still looks like several years until a workable version is ready. I want my flying car and Cherry 2000 now dammit! 3. It's unfortunate I wasn't born this guy (You know what I like about high school girls?) If you haven't seen Dazed and Confused, go rent it now! For the gals. Enjoy. 4. It's unfortunate I wasn't heavily sedated when watching: this I'm not sure... It's either Nine Inch Nails, or some kind of Japanese tentacle porn video without the tentacles. 5. An unfortunate way for the people tied up in my basement to send messages: Bloody Finger"M"ails. 6. An unfortunate french guy... Who wudda guessed it was a frenchie freak? 7. An unfortunate, although funny, headline is here Look up the unfortunate word definition here.


Blogger Donald9250 said...

Check out these Asian-on-white (Asian guys fucking white girls) porn sites.

Not yet online (www.asiansonblondes.com)
And god knows how many more.

2/24/2006 03:52:00 PM  
Blogger Rooster Cashews said...

I was hoping for an Asian tentacle porn site, but I guess he hasn't made it yet. I think I'll leave him on the board for laughs.

2/24/2006 06:03:00 PM  
Blogger Richard said...

Another unfortunate name on the link in #2: Phil Dick.

2/24/2006 08:37:00 PM  
Blogger Richard said...

You know how I know you're gay?

You have pictures of Mathew McConaughey's Stetson ad on your blog......

.....and you have a rainbow sticker on your car that says I like balls on my face.

2/24/2006 08:42:00 PM  
Blogger Rooster Cashews said...

Mr. H... I mean Richard,

Having a man-crush on McConaughey is not a bad thing. He knows where to get the good choco.

Oh, and did you get that check from your grandmother for that night of lovemaking on her plastic covered couch yet?

I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off, and *now* I'm throwing it at your body.

Alright, alright, alright.

2/24/2006 09:08:00 PM  

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