I Don't Feel Tardy...

End of the school year for most means a chance to get away from teachers and books. For others it can mean a chance to be a little closer to their teachers if you catch my drift... So, here's a couple of naughty teachers.. Good for them! I think of all the education that I missed. But then my homework was never quite like this. Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad Im hot for teacher. Numero Uno-o: Erica Chevillar. Erica is just a very attractive lady who posed for some bikini and lingerie shots to make some extra money. Everything was fine until a student at her school found the pictures and showed everyone else. There was nothing wrong with anything she did, but my real question here is how any 15 to 18 year old boy could have ever paid attention to, or concentrated on anything, while she was in front of the class. I'm sure after seeing the pictures, it's twice as hard...to pay attention that is... to anything she says now. Here's a little taste. About 25 pictures. All are safe for work. Give it time to load. My blood runs cold. My angel is a centerfold Numero Doso: Amy McElhenney. Ahhh, the sweet, sweet goodness of Texas girls. Better yet... Air-headed beauty pageant girls from Texas, who also happen to become teachers.... and, who also like to text message dirty thoughts to their students. Here's a little background: McElhenney is the daughter of Debbie McElhenney and the late Harold McElhenney. She attended Rice schools and graduated in 1999 from Blooming Grove High School. She is currently a senior at the University of Texas at Austin majoring in Spanish and religious studies. Her entire background info can be found here. And the story from The Dallas Morning News. Since I hate The DMN, I'll just post all the highlights. God knows, they'll remove the story in a few days anyway... Student alleges sex with teacher Lewisville ISD: Former Miss Texas contestant faces felony charge 11:01 PM CDT on Thursday, June 1, 2006 By BRANDON FORMBY / The Dallas Morning News A first-year Hebron High School teacher and former Miss Texas contestant faces up to 20 years in jail after an 18-year-old student told police he had sex with the 25-year-old woman several times at her apartment in Austin Ranch Amy McElhenney, who taught Spanish and was a cross-country coach at the Lewisville ISD school in Carrollton, is charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony. She was arrested on May 25, the last day of school, posted $5,000 bail and was released According to an arrest warrant affidavit, another student sent an anonymous note last month to Hebron's resource police officer that indicated Ms. McElhenney's cellphone contained "intimate" text messages to and from the 18-year-old. In an affidavit, a Carrollton police officer said the messages "constitute a flirtatious and endearing relationship" between Ms. McElhenney and the student. When interviewed at home, however, the student gave police a written statement in which he said he and Ms. McElhenney had sex on "numerous occasions" at her apartment. He told police their alleged relationship began in February. Numero Trace-eh-oh: Music, dammit! In my CD this week: 1. The Decemberists: Castaways and Cutouts 2. The Beatles: The Entire Final Rooftop Concert 3. Better Than Ezra: Greatest Hits (Note to music producers: Leave the remix crap on the cutting room floor, m'kay? 4. Hoobastank: Every Man For Himself 5. Faith No More: The Real Thing 6. Stevie Wonder: A Time To Love Have a nice weekend... And be sure to tell your teachers how much you appreciated everything they did for you...