I Am Become Death, The Destroyer Of Links

1. I guess if I can ask a girlfriend to do the schoolgirl outfit thing, I shouldn't call stops with the cub scout joke in week 5 below. But past girlfriends usually draw the line with Crisco. Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist Summer, 1963, Brokeback Mountain WEEK ONE Beans Bacon Coffee Whiskey WEEK TWO Beans Ham Coffee Whiskey WEEK THREE Beans al fresca Thin-sliced Bacon Hazelnut Coffee Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin K-Y gel WEEK FOUR Beans en salade Pancetta Coffee (espresso grind) 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay 2 tubes K-Y gel WEEK FIVE Fresh Fava beans Jasmine rice Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced Medallions of veal Porcini mushrooms 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve) 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide WEEK SIX Yukon Gold potatoes Heavy whipping cream Asparagus (very thin) Organic eggs Spanish lemons Gruyere cheese (well aged) Crushed walnuts Arugula Clarified butter Extra Virgin olive oil Pure balsamic vinegar 6 yards white silk organdy 6 yards pale ivory taffeta Large tin Crisco (had to cut back somewhere) 2. For the children of the 70s and 80s. I'm partial to the Pantene and Certs commercials. And the one person I wanted dead more than anyone else was that Encyclopedia Britannica guy. Commercialism at its finest

3. Unfortunate name again. I didn't realize this was a Brazilian name.... (Look at the link before you click. Maybe not safe for work.) Brazil. Home of coffee beans, cocaine, and this guy

4. My eyes are already watering just typing this. This hurts thinking about it

5. G'Day Mate. Sewer rat may taste like pumkin pie... (Some pictures in #6 are really, really not safe for work) 6. Drinking gone terribly wrong. Party til you puke