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Link And Ye Shall Find

I got nuthin' this week. Although I will say one more time that working from the house is so choice, it makes me wonder why I didn't try this 5 years ago. Anyway, links to useless activities follow... 1. A game for your daughter

Protect the egg!!!

2. I have one of these, but I call it a towel.

Where's Towelie when you need him?

3. I need this to sit in the back window of my car. Watch the birdie

4. Everything you didn’t want to know about presidential health: Anal polyps to oily discharge... It's all here.

Ask not what your polyps can do for you...

5. Become an organ donor with your motorcycle. Pretty good time killer.

I better not hear anyone singing Born to be Wild. Got it?

6. Richardfest sent me the following link. I started watching, and waiting, for some type of condemnation against the Hippie generation... It didn't happen. Oh well. I've never been much of a Billy Joel fan, but I do appreciate how talented he is... Except when he's driving in to trees. The link below actually helps with many of the questions I've had about the song by answering, "What the hell did he just say?" in flash animation.

Die Hippie, Die!

7. The final link has a twist that is so uncalled for, and caught me off guard that I had to share it. I was not prepared for the ending. Let me be clear: The ending is so very not safe for work, I'm going to say it many times: It's a strip poker game! That introduction alone should tell you the following is not safe for work. Play now! I promise you will win! Did I also say it wasn't safe for work? It's not. This is wrong on so many levels. A Kinks reference to prepare you: Lola... L-O-L-A, Lola...

After you finish playing, think about me standing over your shoulder saying: "I bet you didn't see that coming, did you?" And please let me remind you that this game is not safe for work.

Music this week is Diana Krall's newest From This Moment On.

What else can be said about Krall's piano and vocal ability..? Not much that hasn't been said many times over. Consider her a female Harry Connick Jr. with talent and looks to spare, and you have all you need to know. A beautiful voice on classic covers of the rich American Songbook marks this CD as more than just another pretty face belting out standards ala Rod Stewart's recent attempts. The CD really makes you wonder what it was like in the 50's and 60's to head out on a Saturday night to a club for dinner, and an evening of Jazz. A solid effort that is perfect for this time of year.

Home, Sweet Home

I now work at home… Suckers. Somehow I talked the family into letting me work from the house. A new fax, phone lines, desk, and file cabinets make me feel professional... even if I'm not. So, because I feel some sympathy for the poor souls that must fight traffic every day while I walk the 30 feet from my bed to my office, windows open to enjoy the breeze, wearing shorts, and watching television if I feel like it, I offer you the following games and strangeness: 1. I never felt like this at my office, but I'm sure many of you do. A song for the cube dweller. 2. Annoy the other cube trolls around you. Give it a moment to load (Ad page comes up first). And please turn up the volume. Exploding heads will ensue. 3. Zombie office workers. You know... The ones who take the last doughnut, refuse to fill the coffee maker even if they walk by and notice it's empty or stale, talk about you behind your back, and yes, eat the brains of co-workers... Must Kill Them All! 4. You work too much and have carpel tunnel syndrome in your wrist. To make your misery fun, you should get a mouse odometer. Just how far has your mouse gone today? And more importantly, how much closer to death are you because the pain in your wrist and neck is becoming unbearable. Pimp-A-Mouse 5. Relax! Dammit!!! Breath in... Breath out. 6. Nothing wrong with this until after the second command when you realize you are telling a person dressed in a chicken suit what to do. Then the freak factor creeps in. I'm sure many of you feel your boss treats you this way 7. A game for you Information Technology monkeys: This is the help desk. What the hell do you want? 8. Motivation? Here... Motivate this! The end times are upon us when inspirational posters start showing up in offices. Make your own poster to show your bile and discontent. How 'bout I motivate my foot up your ass? Music: The power of Usenet compells you!!! Music found via the goodness of newsgroups. This week is Evanescence's new CD The Open Door which is due out October 6th. A few simple words are all I need to describe this CD: It's the same as their last CD Fallen. Ok, with that said, let me backtrack and say this offering is a little more mature than the last, and it still has their trademark grind and heavy on the one or two chord sound. On the plus side, from the two times I've listened, it appears they have included more piano riffs and interludes. Of course they've always had that, but it seems more pronounced now. That definitely takes the edge off the standard Linkin Park/Staind/Korn banging my fist against my guitar wannabes everyone sounds like these days. Amy Lee, the lead singer, also has a set of lungs that keep the songs moving from diverse ballads that make you think "I want to kill myself" and "Why don't you love me?" to "I want to kill you" and "Let's go kill something" thrash-ups. It also helps that Amy looks like she would eat you alive if you got too close. And that's a good thing. Bonus points always go to naughty Goth girls. 3 of 5 stars. Be sure to share it with your internet suicide pact group!

Hmmm... I Never Noticed That Lump Before.

Odd item: What people are looking for. I took a peek at what people were looking for on this blog today and came away with one question: "Did Angela Comer or Debra Lafave... the oh so smoking hot teachers that got caught with their panties around their ankles by having extracurricular "study time" with male students... die or become disfigured?" The reason I asked is because of the insane amount of searches I've had just for today. I'm not going to list them, but at last count, over a two day period, 30 people have searched here for information on Debra, and 2 people for Angela... Debra does look better so I don't fault people searching for her over Angie, but what's going on? Doing a quick search myself, I see that Deb finally pleaded guilty as a sex offender but will not serve time. Good for her! It would be a shame to have her behind bars to be spoiled and abused by some nasty bull-dyke when she has not yet done the nude photo shoot she needs to do. My prayer: Please don't let her wait until she's 45. To help out those who are looking, my link to Debra's and all the other "Teachers I Wish I Had" info is below. Click picture for sweet, large goodness. Leg-humping teachers Anyway... Links. The non-PC way to say it is: This week is links that really suck week. 1. It’s getting lame in herre, so make a game that blows. Bow down before my greatness in making up yet another play on words; this time using Nelly's song to make fun of him. Or don't. It wasn't that good. (For time killing only) Not to be played for enjoyment. Someone get me a Band-Aid for my face so I can look like an idiot too. 2. A game that reminds me of my childhood video games?..... This one is not worthy. Move the mouse. Find where you should move next. Die. Pretty simple really. 3. Spot the difference between the two magazine covers. I haven’t finished this game yet, but something tells me I’m going to be solicited for a subscription to Vibe and Good Housekeeping when I do. Cosmo has a great article on your man's favorite sexual position... Truth: Our favorite position is on the couch watching football. 4. Dumbass of the day is: George Scavelli. Can you imagine anyone dumb enough to send drugs through the mail? (I get my personal supply from beautiful 18 year-old Columbian virgins working as drug mules) This guy sent LSD.... Through the mail! Picture of white-trash-mullet-wife-beater-mustache-freak included. Gimme drugs... Gimme drugs... 5. I can't bring myself to post completely sucky links, so here's one I enjoy. Get in my belly? Now you're cooking with gas. Musica? Repeten usted... This week is all about Charlie Sexton. Guitar greatness at the age 12, Charlie had help in his "musical learnin'" from Texas Blues icons Stevie Ray Vaughan and Joe Ely. A name brand by 16, he got to play with some of the biggest performers in music. This CD slows things down a bit from the Blues he is known for, and goes more toward a slowed, rainy Sunday style. It's a nice change for him.

Do You Remember?

No humor and odd links this week... The following photos, cartoons, words, and whatever else I've thrown in randomly, is done on purpose. It's a jumbled mess to demonstrate the chaos, shock, and anger, not only of 9/11/2001, but also for the hundreds of other mindless, insane attacks over the past 20 years that are usually preceded by a scream of "allah akbar" before the thumb presses down on the detonator. While 9/11 should be set aside for remembrance, we should also understand what we fight, who we fight, why we fight, and that there are others out there who face this threat daily even more so than we do in America. The photos and rants below are not only for remembering 9/11/2001, they also show that we are not in this alone, and that if we ever turn our backs for a moment, our way of life, our freedoms, and our very lives can be forfeited. Some people have a strange idea that you can reason with wild, and rabid animals. Wild and rabid animals usually bite or kill. Nick Berg, and many others like him, found that out the hard way. Everyone knows the only way to deal with a wild, rabid animal is to have it "put down" so it won't get up again. How easy it is to forget, and make wild leaps of the imagination to conclude what happened did not happen, and what did not happen is now "fact." Academics are claiming 9/11 was an inside job. Around 75 top professors and leading scientists believe the attacks were puppeteered by war mongers in the White House to justify the invasion and the occupation of oil-rich Arab countries. In essays and journals, the scientists are giving credence to many of the conspiracy theories that have circulated on the internet in the past five years. He (Stephen Jones, a physics professor at Brigham Young stevejones@byu.edu) maintains jet fuel does not burn at temperatures high enough to melt steel beams and claims horizontal puffs of smoke seen during the collapse of the towers are indicative of controlled explosions used to bring down the towers. They believe a group of US neo-conservatives called the Project for a New American Century, set on US world dominance, orchestrated the 9/11 attacks as an excuse to hit Iraq, Afghanistan and later Iran. Strange... Being a Libertarian/Neo-Con myself, I thought I'd be filled in on bringing down the towers and part of the Pentagon. It's sad others believe in such fantasy when you have so much proof backed up by structural engeneers saying that what the final report concluded is really the truth... Now we have some idiot professor who works for 5 hours a week, and spends the rest of his time jerking off in his office while fantasizing on some new theory about little green aliens mascarading as Republicans, and the atomic makeup of a vagina. Come to think about it, I'm sure the last time he saw a real vagina was the day of his birth. And although I hate to do it, the jag-off's website is here, complete with nutty pictures and his "theories." Hopeully, someone from the Project for a New American Century takes him out before he gets too close to the real truth. What a dumbass. Also, here's a list of a few of the nuts that support him, and for some reason still have a teaching job: Frank Carmen (AM) Physics Ph.D., BYU Scott Daniel (FM) Physics and Astronomy, BYU Jeffrey Farrer (FM) Physics/ Materials Science, BYU Eric Hermanson (AM) Engineering Physics, Nuclear Engineering, Software Architect Steven Jones (FM) Professor of Physics, Brigham Young University, co-chair of S9/11T and the creator of its home page and its forum Peter Meyer (AM) Computational physics, computer programmer, software developer, creator of the Serendipity web site (www.serendipity.li) and of the Hermetic Systems web site (www.hermetic.ch) If you'll pardon me for saying it this way, There are some seriously sick assholes in this world, and most of them appear to work at the university level. ***Update*** 09/08/2006 Looks like BYU is taking some heat for this idiot. The only real problem is him being on "paid" leave to continue his "research" and more than likely carrying on coversations with inanimate objects. At least they recognize he is a liability. Story in link below. Take a hike, dumbass. "Physics Professor Steven Jones has made numerous statements about the collapse of the World Trade Center. BYU has repeatedly said that it does not endorse assertions made by individual faculty. "We are, however, concerned about the increasingly speculative and accusatory nature of these statements by Dr. Jones." The university added, "BYU remains concerned that Dr. Jones' works on this topic has not been published in appropriate scientific venues." It is rare for some in Dr. Jones' position to be under review because he has taught at BYU for more than two decades. He began his career at the university in 1985 and has been known for his cold fusion research. Other professors will teach his classes while he's on paid leave. He will be allowed to conduct research in his field but the university is reviewing his actions. Remember what really happened that day. For the conspiracy nuts, you'd think the facts would shut them down, and simple proof would be enough for the retards to understand. Sadly that's not the case. No matter how much proof you show them, they still want to see evil government cabals and cover-ups around every corner, instead of admitting radical islamists were behind it. Here's the breakdown in 5th grade English so even the most mentally challenged out there (like the fools listed above) can understand: On September 11th, 2001, 19 (islamic) men hijacked four planes. Two of the planes hit the twin towers of The World Trade Center in New York City, causing their collapse. The plane and building's destruction killed over 2,500 people. Of the other two planes, one found a target in the Pentagon, where 184 perished. The final plane (where 40 lost their lives) was brought down in Pennsylvania because the passengers learned of the three other planes and did something other than sitting placidly while camel jockeys drove their plane into another building. Pretty simple story ain't it? It's a shame, and a dishonor to those who died, that people have to mess with it by throwing in all that black helicopter, government cover up, and UFO bullshit. Here's a link with pictures of the firemen murdered by islamic assholes. Let it load and look each one in the eyes: The brave And here's the entire list of everyone murdered that day. Click on the individual links to view their face and story: Lives cut short islam will dominate? Not if I'm around to do anything about it. There seems to be plenty of news coming out of Iraq from a group calling itself "al-quaeda in Iraq"... Given that bin-laden endorses this group... Given that they have named themselves al-quaeda... Can someone tell me how the war in Iraq is also not part of the war on terror? I'm just curious to have someone explain how the hierarchy is somehow different, and they are not one in the same. It appears cut and dry to me: Finish the job now in their country, or let it come to us? I really don't see how anyone can question that. Death cult. Explain to me why the "religion of peace" finds it acceptable to do this: For those that don't know, what you see in the picture above is the charred remains of American's working in Iraq. After being burned in their vehicle, the corpses were pulled from the car and hung from the bridge, while followers of the religion of peace celebrated. mohammed doesn't rate high enough in my book to wash the stains from my undies. A little better picture shows the animals hanging a body from a bridge. What can you really say to justify the left and center picture above? How do you compare fraternity hazing to the real atrocity of mass murder? Remember these images whenever someone complains of a koran flushed down the toilet (it never happened, but the media sure ran with it), not giving Abdul enough time to say his prayers for the fortieth time that day while he's in custody for killing innocent bystanders with the roadside bomb he set off trying to murder soldiers, or listening in on a telephone conversation between Faruk and Sayed from Syria as they plan to take out an embassy. Is there any moron that can honestly compare those "U.S. atrocities" with killing innocents, and degrading and mutilating the dead? A muslim child is taught early to be a martyr.... While a child from the Beslan school massacre struggles to live. Remember those that survived. And those that did not. 156 children dead. What kind of animals prey on children at school? Below is a video everyone should watch. Have a look. This is the face of a man who thinks nothing of killing the innocent. This is captured Iraqi terrorist Ramzi Hashem Abed who says he "...participated in the plot to assassinate Baqer Al-Hakim. We Bombed Jalal Talabani's headquarters, the Turkish Embassy, and the Red Cross, took drugs, and raped University Students who collaborated with the Americans." This is one seriously sick bastard who should have his nuts stapled to the inside of his mouth. View his video statements here. Reply to the sub-headline: "The common denominator is they are muslim. Period." Welcome to what America and the West would look like if islam prevailed. And it's not just the radical muslims that are the enemy. There are others who are nothing more than figureheads for a leftward-leaning political agenda that would put us in greater danger if we ever allow them to dictate foreign policy. The problem of terrorism usually boils down to hatred of the freedoms we in the West enjoy, hatred for the Jewish State, Western support of Israel, and Arab-Persian inability to live like normal humans because they are so screwed in the head by a religion that teaches conquest and death. Just to see what I could find, I decided to look up a little information on islam and how enlightended it is when compared to the hated and "inferior Jewish race" and the Nobel Prize. I used that because the award recognizes every nationality, and is blind when it comes to religon and politics. Much has been given to us from the Arab-Persian area in terms of history and science, so let's see how they stack up when compared to the Jews in recent history. It's funny (scary, not ha ha... or maybe it is ha ha...) how far behind the Arab-Persian region has fallen since islam has taken hold as a death cult. The list below is a break down of those who are islamic and those who are Jewish. Nationality was not used when compiling the names. The difference between islam and "their enemy" The Global islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000, or 20% of the world population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes: Peace: 1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat 1994 - Yaser Arafat Physics: 1990 - Elias James Corey: Christian Arab 1999 - Ahmed Zewail Medicine: 1960 - Peter Brian Medawar 1998 - Ferid Mourad The Present Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000, or about 0.02% of the world population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes: Literature: 1910 - Paul Heyse 1927 - Henri Bergson 1958 - Boris Pasternak 1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon 1966 - Nelly Sachs 1976 - Saul Bellow 1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer 1981 - Elias Canetti 1987 - Joseph Brodsky 1991 - Nadine Gordimer World Peace: 1911 - Alfred Fried 1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser 1968 - Rene Cassin 1973 - Henry Kissinger 1978 - Menachem Begin 1986 - Elie Wiesel 1994 - Shimon Peres 1994 - Yitzhak Rabin Physics: 1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer 1906 - Henri Moissan 1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson 1908 - Gabriel Lippmann 1910 - Otto Wallach 1915 - Richard Willstaetter 1918 - Fritz Haber 1921 - Albert Einstein 1922 - Niels Bohr 1925 - James Franck 1925 - Gustav Hertz 1943 - Gustav Stern 1943 - George Charles de Hevesy 1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi 1952 - Felix Bloch 1954 - Max Born 1958 - Igor Tamm 1959 - Emilio Segre 1960 - Donald A. Glaser 1961 - Robert Hofstadter 1961 - Melvin Calvin 1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau 1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz 1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman 1965 - Julian Schwinger 1969 - Murray Gell-Mann 1971 - Dennis Gabor 1972 - William Howard Stein 1973 - Brian David Josephson 1975 - Benjamin Mottleson 1976 - Burton Richter 1977 - Ilya Prigogine 1978 - Arno Allan Penzias 1978 - Peter L Kapitza 1979 - Stephen Weinberg 1979 - Sheldon Glashow 1979 - Herbert Charles Brown 1980 - Paul Berg 1980 - Walter Gilbert 1981 - Roald Hoffmann 1982 - Aaron Klug 1985 - Albert A. Hauptman 1985 - Jerome Karle 1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach 1988 - Robert Huber 1988 - Leon Lederman 1988 - Melvin Schwartz 1988 - Jack Steinberger 1989 - Sidney Altman 1990 - Jerome Friedman 1992 - Rudolph Marcus 1995 - Martin Perl 2000 - Alan J. Heeger Economics: 1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson 1971 - Simon Kuznets 1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow 1975 - Leonid Kantorovich 1976 - Milton Friedman 1978 - Herbert A. Simon 1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein 1985 - Franco Modigliani 1987 - Robert M. Solow 1990 - Harry Markowitz 1990 - Merton Miller 1992 - Gary Becker 1993 - Robert Fogel Medicine: 1908 - Elie Metchnikoff 1908 - Paul Erlich 1914 - Robert Barany 1922 - Otto Meyerhof 1930 - Karl Landsteiner 1931 - Otto Warburg 1936 - Otto Loewi 1944 - Joseph Erlanger 1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser 1945 - Ernst Boris Chain 1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller 1950 - Tadeus Reichstein 1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman 1953 - Hans Krebs 1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann 1958 - Joshua Lederberg 1959 - Arthur Kornberg 1964 - Konrad Bloch 1965 - Francois Jacob 1965 - Andre Lwoff 1967 - George Wald 1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg 1969 - Salvador Luria 1970 - Julius Axelrod 1970 - Sir Bernard Katz 1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman 1975 - Howard Martin Temin 1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg 1977 - Roselyn Sussman Yalow 1978 - Daniel Nathans 1980 - Baruj Benacerraf 1984 - Cesar Milstein 1985 - Michael Stuart Brown 1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein 1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini] 1988 - Gertrude Elion 1989 - Harold Varmus 1991 - Erwin Neher 1991 - Bert Sakmann 1993 - Richard J. Roberts 1993 - Phillip Sharp 1994 - Alfred Gilman 1995 - Edward B. Lewis Anyone notice a difference between the two in terms of contribution to society? Here's some other differences that few ever pick up on: Jews are not demonstrating with their dead in the streets. Jews are not promoting the brain-washing of their children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims. Jews don't hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics. Jews don't traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels. Perhaps the world's muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews and the West for all their problems. Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and their Palestinian and Arab neighbors, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel's part for whatever reason, the following two sentences really say it all: If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel. Which brings me to the point of all this. We thought we were bulletproof before 9/11. Terrorism was someone elses problem: Russians, Israelis, Saudis, etc... September 11, 2001 changed everything, and served as a terrible wake-up call that made us to finally see what was going on with the "religion of peace" on live television, in our own back yard. I have no doubt another attack will come. It's only a matter of time. So, we must face the threat, and destroy it instead of trying to placate it. Remember 9/11/2001. Remember the soldiers who risk their lives every day to protect ours. Honor this day and those who died five years ago. Most important, remember the freedom we have that could so easily be lost if we forget.