Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Thanks Robbie Kennedy!! You Showed (Again) What A Freak liberal Nut Cases You (and the left) Really Are

For the second time today I have to show wacky environ-sub-mentalists are fools. And for the second time in two days I have to use actual facts (something most liberals enjoy skirting) to show how wrong Robbie Jr. (Robert Kennedy Jr.) is with all the nonsense he is vomiting. Young Master Kennedy, he of the nanny changed diapers, talcum powdered bottom, and wealth beyond most, believes he has garnered an understanding of the power of the globe. Apparently he also thinks the earth is bent on some revenge sub-plot made up in his "clam chowdah" brain. It almost disturbs me that there really are people like him (ie: Ed Begley, E.L.F., Ted Kazinski, liberals in general) who believe in the "Earth Strikes Back" rhetoric. But then I have to laugh at them because they rarely form a coherent argument about the war on terror, environmental issues, monetary issues, and just about every other issue confronting the U.S. It is too easy most times to tear down whatever wet paper argument they dream up. As usual, fact checkers must cut through the crap that libs bandy about as if it were the gospel. Such is the case today..... By: James K. Glassman http://www.techcentralstation.com/083105JKG.html Some highlights: 1. "Reliable data since the 1940s indicate that the peak strength of the strongest hurricanes has not changed, and the mean maximum intensity of all hurricanes has decreased." 2. Just go to the website of the National Hurricane Center and check out a table that lists hurricanes by category and decade. The peak for major hurricanes (categories 3,4,5) came in the decades of the 1930s, 1940s and 1950s, when such storms averaged 9 per year. In the 1960s, there were 6 such storms; in the 1970s, 4; in the 1980s, 5; in the 1990s, 5; and for 2001-04, there were 3. Category 4 and 5 storms were also more prevalent in the past than they are now. As for Category 5 storms, there have been only three since the 1850s: in the decades of the 1930s, 1960s and 1990s. So, Junior, you are not only a embarrassment to the Kennedy clan, but to the general moonbat environment as well. I almost feel sorry for your stupidity.

Is It The Inbreeding RFK? Or Did The Nanny You Thought Was Your Mommy Drop Your On Your Head Too Many Times?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-f-kennedy-jr/afor-they-that-sow-the-_b_6396.html Here's the gist of it: Little Robert Kennedy rattles on about dangerous Republican led cabals that undermine the stability of the world, about Governor Barbour of Mississippi bringing the wrath of mother earth upon himself and his state for leading the evil conservative life, and about hurricanes he believes are of Biblical proportions being caused by our greed for oil. While digestive tract methane expulsion (flatulence of both human and animal), and everyone failing to drive hybrid vehicles did not make an appearance in the article, I'm sure they are close to his heart. I'm sure he also believes they are the root causes of cancer and 70's disco music. They must also be the cause of really bad haircuts. Right, Rob? I honestly can't understand how people have fallen so far from the values that elevated America to the center of the global stage. They want to tear America down for refusing to capitulate to the whims of crackpot science. I also don't understand how people continue to vote for this family. Also, is there anyone else other than me that thinks every Kennedy except JFK and his son Junior looked like they were hit in the face with a bottle of Joe's bootleg whiskey. Strange. The only ones who didn't appear malformed and mongoloid are both dead.... Anyhow, two of his final nutty sentences follow: Now we are all learning what it's like to reap the whirlwind of fossil fuel dependence which Barbour and his cronies have encouraged. Our destructive addiction has given us a catastrophic war in the Middle East and--now--Katrina is giving our nation a glimpse of the climate chaos we are bequeathing our children. In 1998, Republican icon Pat Robertson warned that hurricanes were likely to hit communities that offended God. Perhaps it was Barbour's memo that caused Katrina, at the last moment, to spare New Orleans and save its worst flailings for the Mississippi coast. Equating destructive storms to burning fossil fuels? Republicans are evil, and should be destroyed to save the planet? War is wrong no matter what the stakes? He and Cindy "Momma Ali-Hassan" Sheehan should get married. Two more ugly humans to breed ugly little Kennedy kids. It's the perfect leftist way to get back at the cute Bush twins.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Listen To Reformed Nazis? Or The Truth? Hurricanes, Global Warming, And Delicious Spotted Owl Soup

Germans are almost as ridiculous as the french. (No, I don't capitalize anything french. They do not deserve that respect) Anyway, leave it to a bunch of tree hugging, panty waste, socialist girly-men to pull a hurricane out of their butt as proof of impending global disaster. It almost makes me want to drill holes in my catalytic converter just to piss off a liberal green-party granola muncher. Better yet, I'll just remove it from my truck completely. Do they have bumper stickers that say how good spotted owl and baby seal taste? I need one of those too. I honestly believe that global warming is crap. Give me hundreds of years of documented proof that humans are changing the climate in a negative way and I'll start wearing Birkenstocks and become a vegan. The problem is, you can't provide that information. But you can jump to a doomsday prediction for the entire world after 30 odd years of climate study? If you believe that, you need your ass kicked. I have no problem believing that we impact our environment; everything does to some extent. But, the idea that humans can damage nature beyond repair through living a normal life is crap. One of my favorite arguments, and a good documented argument it is, uses a volcano. A volcano can spew forth more matter into the sky than humans have produced since the beginning of the industrial revolution, yet somehow, the fragile planet survives. And, whether you know it or not, the biggest polluters on the planet are volcanoes. Surprise! How is it possible that our tiny fragile planet doesn't go spinning off into the Sun because somehow we messed with its rotational properties by having too many greenhouse gases? The reason is simple; this world is so much bigger and more complex than most realize. The world survives because it is huge! Take a look at the area around Mt. St. Helens in Washington. One of the largest eruptions recorded on the US mainland, and in less than 10 years, wildlife and flora were back as though nothing happened? Someone want to explain that one? People see their own condition, and place it on the world as though it were an evil portent of things to come, and affecting everyone around the globe. This just happened.... again... with the freaking Germans. The funny part concerning their arguments is they are refuted by experts in the field of atmospheric sciences.
  • Goofy, half-baked German newspaper columnists and editorials open mouth and insert foot concerning global warming and hurricanes
  • Of course, here is the rest of the story.... The real story... From the NY Times, no less:
  • Scientists rip German newspaper writers a new one, and prove them to be nothing more than elitist Eurotrash thugs that hate America
  • My comments went over what I had originally intended to say, but man I do so dislike Eurotrash.

    Monday, August 29, 2005

    There Are Some Scary People In This World

    Monday's business doesn't pick up for me until after 10 or 11. Because of that I had a little time this morning to hit a few favorite websites. I don't think anything is quite as disturbing as mugshots. Check out:
  • Ada County (Boise) Idaho Mug Shots
  • Here are great examples of people who don't quite know how to say "I think my limit has been reached." Anyway, to quote Rick James via Dave Chappelle: "Cocaine is a powerful drug." It also looks like meth and script addicts on this site agree with Rick. The funniest part of this is finding people who are posing, smiling, etc. for their mug shot. For some reason I guess these folks think they strolled into a Glamour Shots. I look at the men's photos and think I have been a very lucky man. I could just have easily ended up that way if it weren't for parents that cared enough about me to bust my ass if I messed up. Then I look at some of the women's mug shots and think "I should have been a county jail guard in a college town like Boise."

    Friday, August 26, 2005

    This Is Who We Are Dealing With. Read And Remember.

    Read this and know they would kill you or rape you without thinking twice. You can't reason with them. You can't try to change their view. You can't baby them. And you sure can't undo years of teaching hate for those outside the muslem world. The left side, and some on the right, better wake up. We are such a forgetful people, and I really do not want another 9/11 to occur to make us remember what we are up against. A very large hat tip to memri.com for posting this on August 19, 2005 Original version of interview is here:
  • Know your terrorist
  • Video of interview is here:
  • Video of interview
  • Iraqi Confession TV Series (Rooster Cashews Note: This is one of the biggest things in Iraqi television right now) Captured Iraqi Terrorist Ramzi Hashem Abed: Zarqawi Participated in the Plot to Assassinate Baqer Al-Hakim. The following are excerpts from the interrogation of captured Iraqi terrorist Ramzi Hashem Abed, which aired on Al-Fayhaa TV on August 12 and Al-Iraqiya TV on August 7, 2005. Al-Fayhaa TV Interrogator: "What is your full name?" Abed: "Ramzi Hashem Abed." Interrogator: "What is your alias?" Abed: "'Ubeidi." Interrogator: "Where do you live?" Abed: "Nabi Yunis in Mosul." Interrogator: "What organization do you belong to?" Abed: "Ansar Al-Islam." Interrogator: "What organization is this?" Abed: "It is bin Laden's group." [...] Abed: "Mullah Al-Shafi'i said that we were going to carry out operations in Najaf." Interrogator: "What kind of operations?" Abed: "The Al-Qabanji operation, for example, or sending them poisoning food on the day commemorating the martyrdom of Imam Hussein." [...] Interrogator: "Give me an example of an operation." Abed: "The Turkish embassy, for example." Interrogator: "The Turkish embassy in Baghdad?" Abed: "Yes, or the Red Cross. We bombed it. The guys and I bombed it." Interrogator: "What was the goal of bombing the Turkish embassy or the Red Cross?" Abed: "By bombing the Turkish embassy, we wanted to cause a problem between the Turkmens and the Kurds." Interrogator: "In other words, to cause civil strife between the two sides?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "As for the murder of Muhammad Baqer Al-Hakim, you were one of the perpetrators, right?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "Tell me how it took place." Abed: "The operation... It was agreed upon right from the start by Mullah Al-Raikan, Mullah Al-Shafi'i, and Al-Zarqawi. They took us Iraqis to do surveillance from a distance. There were people there who specialized in bombing operations. They are still in Baghdad and Mosul." Interrogator: "How many were you?" Abed: "About four or five people." Interrogator: "Those who carried out the operation?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "They sent an ambulance and used remote control." Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "Where were you exactly at the time of the incident?" Abed: "We were in the cemetery." Interrogator: "Why weren't you close to the incident?" Abed: "Because there were specialists who carried out the operation." Interrogator: "Specialists? Who were they?" Abed: "Abu Sajjad, Abu Haidar, and Abu Hamza." Interrogator: "All these are aliases. What are their real names?" Abed: "They never give out their real names." Interrogator: "You don't even know their real names?" Abed: "No. For example, my name is Ramzi, right? They call me Abu Shema', after my daughter." Interrogator: "Okay. What was your role in this operation?" Abed: "They brought us to monitor the security forces' movements." Interrogator: "How did the vehicle enter?" Abed: "It came in through Sweiliej." Interrogator: "I mean the city itself, how did it enter Najaf?" Abed: "It was easy for an ambulance to enter." [...] Abed: "They gave Abu Sajjad $4,000." Interrogator: "And you?" Abed: "They gave us $400." Interrogator: "A religious leader gave you $400? Okay. Did the operation target Muhammad Baqer Al-Hakim specifically, or the Al-Imam Ali mosque?" Abed: "No... The people in charge, Mullah Al-Raikan and Al-Zarqawi, targeted Al-Hakim specifically." Interrogator: "Why in this specific place? Why would they try to target Muhammad Baqer Al-Hakim near the Al-Imam Ali mosque? It is the mosque of the Emir of believers. Didn't you think of all the innocent people around?" Abed: 'There were also people from Iraqi military intelligence, from the Fidayin, and the internal security, who were also involved in this operation." Interrogator: "So Mullah Raikan had ties with the old internal security and military intelligence?" Abed: "And they are still in Mosul." Interrogator: "What other operations?" Abed: "Operations we carried out in Mosul." Interrogator: "Like what?" Abed: "Against headquarters in Mosul. The headquarters of Mas'oud..." Interrogator: "Mas'oud Rajab?" Abed: "Yes. Against Jalal Talabani. We attacked them on the first day of Ramadan 2003." Interrogator: "What squad did you tell me you belong to? Abu Sajjad's?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "The groups you mentioned... Each group had a special mission?" Abed: "Each group had suicide bombers, who are Afghans, not Iraqis." [...] Interrogator: "There were murders of police and National Guard officers." Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "Slaughtering National Guardsmen and policemen – tell me about it." Abed: "Sir, the slaughtering was done by people who belonged to the Syrians." Interrogator: "Syrians?" Abed: "Yes, the slaughtering..." Interrogator: "From your own group?" Abed: "No. There was a squad that came from the Syrian border." [...] Abed: "We carried out an operation in Mosul. We attacked the Islamic movement." Interrogator: "The Islamic movement party?" Abed: "Yes. This was in Mosul. We also hit the Al-Hisk headquarters." Interrogator: "What is Al-Hisk?" Abed: "It is the Kurdish neighborhood. We hit them, and we also hit the Communist headquarters, in Mosul." Interrogator: "The Communist party in Al-Mosul?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "Why did you mainly target Kurds?" Abed: "Because in 2000-2003, Jalal Talabani brought the Americans to attack us." Interrogator: "You mean that this was just revenge, or did you want to cause strife between Arabs and Kurds?" Abed: "No, it was revenge." [...] Interrogator: "Did you kidnap women?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "There were operations of kidnapping and rape, carried out by the squad you belong to?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "Tell me how many rape and kidnapping operations were carried out. My information says that the kidnapped women were university students or daughters of famous people. You raped them and got money for it, and if they were not slaughtered afterwards.... Did this really happen?" Abed: "Yes, it did." Interrogator: "Who would carry out these operations?" Abed: "Abu Sajjad." Interrogator: "Your superior?" Abed: "Yes." [...] Interrogator: "Is this Jihad – raping women? Is this Jihad?" Abed: "It is because they collaborated with the Americans." Interrogator: "That's why they were raped?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "A student who is simply going to her university is kidnapped, raped, and then slaughtered?! This was an American collaborator?!" Abed: "Mullah Al-Raikan would give the names to the squad commander." Interrogator: "My information says that they were kidnapped and brought to Mullah Al-Raikan's headquarters. True or false?" Abed: "He would interrogate them." Interrogator: "Were they raped after the interrogation?" Abed: "Yes. He would give them to the squad, and they would kill them. Some would rape them." Interrogator: "You bastards. This is Jihad? You call this Jihad? " Interrogator 2: "What was your role in these operations?" Abed: "I would stand at the entrance to the headquarters. It was a house, and they would bring them there." Interrogator 2: "Did you participate in the rape and murder?" Abed: "No. Just one who worked for the PUK. She was a Kurd." Interrogator: "In the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan?" Abed: "Yes. We brought her too." Interrogator: "And you raped her?" Abed: "Yes." [...] Abed: "Our Ansar Al-Islam military camps were in Halabja." Interrogator: "This was in the days of the previous regime?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "And now?" Abed: "Now, there is nothing. They were all scattered. The training area was in Falluja." Interrogator: "And then?" Abed: "After Falluja was hit, they would come through Syria to Mosul... I mean, through Falluja to Mosul. " [...] Abed: "I want to say one thing. Lieutenant Muhammad respected me and gave me food. I never thought it would be like this. He gave me food, and we had lunch together, and the honorable lieutenant-colonel gave me some Pepsi. I never believed Shiites could show such respect and care. We were taught by people like Mullah Al-Raikan that Shi'a is not Islam." Interrogator: "You mean we show you respect and you slaughter us?" Abed: "Yes. Mullah Al-Raikan thinks so, and he said so more than once." Interrogator: "That's what they think." Abed: "Yes, that Shiites are not Muslims, that they worship the Imam Ali and do not accept Muhammad." [...] Al-Iraqiya TV Interrogator: "Did you rape anyone?" Abed: "Only one woman, a relative of mine." Interrogator: "A relative of yours. You kidnapped her and raped her?" Abed: "No, we did not kill her." Interrogator: "You didn't kill her, only raped her?" Abed: "Yes." Interrogator: "You have some nerve..." [...] Abed: "I want to say one thing. Before the operation they would give us pills." Interrogator: "Capsules?" Abed: "Not capsules. They would give us something like hashish and opium, and tell us we would not feel the operation we were carrying out." Interrogator: "Drugs?" Abed: "Yes."

    Who Is Behind Cindy "Momma Ali-Hassan" Sheehan?

    A recent report from KGO TV in San Francisco has explored who is supporting Sheehan, and how their support is shaping the news we see of her. It is important to note where this story comes from again. San Francisco is not exactly viewed as a conservative stronghold. If I had to guess, I'd say they have 20% (I'd also say that's probably on the high side) who would call themselves conservative. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure news outlets in San Fran will largely play toward a liberal audience. I'd also make the argument that the same would be true on the conservative side for a news station somewhere like Salina, Kansas. So, I was a little shocked when I saw actual journalism today. Actual journalism means you don't 'tell' me anything. Give me the particulars and let me decide. A big round of applause should go to KGO TV. With all the media buzz about Sheehan, nobody ever seemed to look at who was really supporting her. I do not mean a look into the personal lives of those who believe what she says. That is the protester's business alone, and I support them in making their stand... even if that stand is with a psychotic self-illuminating jellyfish like Sheehan. (I really have no idea what that last description means, but I like the way it sounds) KGO digs for the meat of the story while the rest of MSM goes for the fluff. In a scene reminiscent of The Wizard of OZ, KGO actually looks at the "man behind the curtain" and lets the reader and viewer decide if we think Sheehan is a Trippy Hippy still mournig the loss of her brave son, or a puppet being led around by far leftwing financiers. Read for yourself who is behind Momma Sheehan's spin. 1. Their bills are being paid by True Majority, a non-profit set up by Ben Cohen, of Ben and Jerry's ice cream fame. 2. Cohen's liberal group has teamed up with Berkeley-based moveon.org, an anti-Bush group co-founded by Joan Blades. 3. Earlier this month, MoveOn.org helped organize anti-war vigils in support of Cindy Sheehan. 4. Current Democratic National Party chair Howard Dean's organization, Democracy for America, is also involved. 5. As is the more radical anti-war group Code Pink, organized by San Francisco's Medea Benjamin. Sheehan's message is no longer her own. She is now a mouthpiece for the left, and does not make a move unless it is carefully scripted: "...Sheehan kneels before a cross with her son's name on it, touches his picture, wipes her tears. It's an outpouring of emotion that is part of a scheduled news event organized daily for the television radio and print reporters who crowd in to capture a mother's grief." Read more at the link below.
  • Nutty Sheehan's wranglers
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    Thursday, August 25, 2005

    News Notes. Blue v. Red, Subtitle For Story #2: It's All Relative, Clonus Horror v. The Island

    First: When I read this headline on Drudge: Federal Judge OKs Global Warming Lawsuit, My first thought was: This has to be in California. Surprise! It was San Francisco specifically. Where else would you find a whacked out liberal nut job judge (U.S. District Judge Jeffrey White) who would rule on something like this? Just what we need judge, more rulings to hurt US business, making it easier for nation/state backed businesses (China, India, any company in S. America) to roll right over us. Of course, those suing are also nut job organizations like greenpeace and friend of the earth. I would pay to go on a whaling vessel or seal hunt, just so I could pilot the ship into the hippies, destroying as many as possible. It's time to end this activist judicial system (ie: 9th Cir. and others in California) and clean house for everyone. As much as I thought the "Blue" states were freaks for screaming secession, we're leaving the country, not my president, blah, blah, etc., I think I'm finally in agreement with them. My idea is that we split the states, and the Constitution is the law for both Red and Blue states. All states will be divided according to last year's Presidential vote. Two new countries will be set up: USA Red, and USA Blue. Immigrants not happy in a Red or Blue State may go to the other. Everyone is free to pick the area they wish to live. Both will honor the other's sovrenty, and have open trade, just like it is now. But, after the split, it's a free-for-all with how you rule yourself. Change or keep whatever you did not like, or liked in former laws of the land. Red States will more than likely keep the Constitution as it is written, and strictly interpret its laws. The Blue States will no doubt decide that the Constitution is out of date and needs to be changed to reflect a more liberal and tolerant society. It's also my wild guess that after 5 years of this, the birth rate in Blue States will be 10% or lower, and they will not have a standing military, because it's wrong and evil. Why should they worry? They are now part of the solution to all the ills a Capitalist society brings. I'm sure they'd think that way until they were invaded by some backwater Latin American country looking to expand its GDP with cheap hippy slave labor. Then the Red States would have to go in with our trained, equipped, and prepared armed forces and rescue the granola munchers from their Che Guevara nightmare. Or would we? http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/08/24/D8C6HGLO0.html A federal judge here said environmental groups and four U.S. cities can sue federal development agencies on allegations the overseas projects they financially back contribute to global warming. The decision Tuesday by U.S. District Judge Jeffrey White is the first to say that groups alleging global warming have a right to sue. "This is the first decision in the country to say that climate change causes sufficient injury to give a plaintiff standing, to open the courthouse door," said Ronald Shems, a Vermont attorney representing Friends of the Earth. That group, in addition to Greenpeace and the cities of Boulder, Colo., Santa Monica, Oakland and Arcata, Calif., sued Overseas Private Investment Corp. and the Export-Import Bank of the United States. Those government agencies provide loans and insure billions of dollars of U.S. investors' money for development projects overseas. Many of the projects are power plants that emit greenhouses gases that the groups allege cause global warming. Freakin' nuts! NEXT: It's all relative. The one thing I do not do, no matter who is POTUS, is bitch about their travel expenses or vacation time. If it were up to me, no matter what party the prez was from, he could work in a bathrobe and slippers, or fly Airforce One 24/7/365, and I would not care. Think about the most stressful job you ever had, and multiply that by a factor of 1000, and maybe you come close to a 1/4 of what every prez goes through daily. The worst part about it... The job does not end at 5:00, and you do not get weekends off. There's always someone around you: staff, advisors, Secret Service, etc.

    The next story is nothing more than a hit job on Bush trying to paint him as wasteful leader. The nation's media moans about the cost of fuel, and how terrible it is that Bush would ever consider leaving the White House. Thanks to Drudge, and others, it is also possible to look back on Clinton and Gore, and the trips they, and other president's had.

    http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/08/24/D8C6HRS80.html Of All Gas Consumers, Bush May Be Biggest By JENNIFER LOVEN Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON Getting President Bush from here to there consumes an enormous amount of fuel, whether he's aboard Air Force One, riding in a helicopter or on the ground in a heavily armored limousine. The bill gets steeper every day as the White House is rocked by the same energy prices as regular drivers. Taxpayers still foot the bill. Almost every vehicle Bush uses is custom-made to add security and communications capabilities, and the heavier weight of these guzzlers further drives up gas and jet fuel costs. And now, a look at the other side: http://www.senate.gov/~rpc/releases/1998/travel3.htm To date, President Clinton has taken a record-breaking 32 trips to 78 countries (including 51 different ones) with trips to South Korea, Japan, and Malaysia planned for later this year. Evidently, Clinton's solution to President Bush's travel was to visit not only Littleton, New Hampshire, but Liechtenstein -- and everywhere else in between. And from the Drudge Flash archives: Applause filed the halls of the Kyoto International Conference Center. "We must achieve a safe overall concentration level for greenhouse gases in the Earth's atmosphere." carbondioxidemethanenitrousoxidehydrofluorocarbonsperfluorocarbon- ssulfurhexa chloride. The message is serious. So serious in fact, the DRUDGE REPORT has calculated that Vice President Al Gore is burning more than 439,500 pounds of fuel, or 65,600 gallons, at a cost of more than $131,000 on his 16,000 mile daytrip, just to deliver the warning. Again I say: I don't care. But the MSM can't wait to tear Bush down. Then, of course, someone has to check the facts they miss or misstate. Can't find a scandal? Invent one with how a sentence is worded. Jennifer Loven (author of the AP post on Bush) you're a putz, and so are 99% of the fellow "jounalists" (I use that word loosely) you call your collegues. Finally: Cloning.
  • Freaky Clone Sex
  • For the first time ever, two unrelated clones of cat have bred naturally to produce healthy babies -- a scientific breakthough that could open the way to bringing endangered species back from the brink of extinction. Kind of cool in its own way. Frightening as hell also. Should we really be messing with the chlorine and Ph balance in the pool? Discuss away if you feel like it. I need to go find some whales to kill.

    Wednesday, August 24, 2005

    I Waited Too Long To Post This

    I've waited too long to do this. The obvious complaint is: "Where were these teachers when I was in school." Beth Raymond (above). At 31, this mousy little tart enjoyed her work. As a private school employee in Maine, she was charged with risk of injury to a minor and second-degree sexual assault of a juvenile male. Pam Turner (above), 27, was arrested in February 2005, and charged with 15-counts of sexual battery and 13 counts of statutory rape. She is accused of having a three month sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy beginning in November (2004). And now (Shown Below), the one teacher that could honestly make me, as a juror, let her go, Debra Lafavre. This sexy blonde Florida schoolteacher was a former model. Her charge: having sex with a 14-year-old student. Oh yeah, I just found this: A phone transcript between Deb and her (literally) 'boy' friend: http://www.tampabays10.com/pdfs/deb.pdf A site with info on many other teachers who loved their students a little too much: http://www.igossip.com/teacher.php Alright. Here's the predicament. Just because they are women, do they deserve to be treated differently than a man in the same circumstance? My friends and I have discussed this and we made up our minds. It is our decision that as long as the teacher is female and attractive, that is, as long as they are attractive respective to the locale they are at, they should be released and not serve jail time. Of course we are in Texas, so it would take a pretty good looking teacher for me not to convict. If she's ugly, she's doing time. But, for the sake of argument I can use the examples above as those that might pass our test. By the way, it doesn't work that way if you are a male teacher going after boys, or girls. In that case you get your 'nads removed, and find your anus working point guard for someone in the penitentiary named Bubba. But we figure we can let the women slide. Boys are horny little buggers anyway, and what male in his right mind wouldn't want to be involved physically with any of the three shown above? Finally, this post was done more as a joke for Mr. "Richard Fest." (Blog link found to the right) There have been many nights sitting out on his back patio discussing the finer points of law when dealing with really hot teachers, and the question of where they were when we were in school, and why we never met any of them personally. Anyway, if anyone cares to continue this discussion please feel free to make a comment.

    Quick Note News

    #1: CNN is floundering. It's fun watching these guys sink. I listened to a tape with a similar interview this guy gave, and it wasn't pretty. CNN is trying to fight (and failing) because they are cornered like a wild animal. Their ratings are steadily declining thanks in part to Fox News, blogs, and independent fact checking. Ok, it's also their liberal leanings that didn't make them friends when America saw they had other options besides the Big 3 and CNN. The interview shown below only reinforces my belief that CNN is rudderless and drifting toward the rocks. Via Drudge: CABLE BATTLE: CNN HEAD CALLS FOXNEWS COVERAGE 'MEANINGLESS NONSENSE' Tue Aug 23 2005 20:34:26 ET CNN President Jonathan Klein implies ratings news leader FOXNEWS is mired in coverage of "meaningless nonsense," claiming: "Fourteen Americans dead, and they have Natalee Holloway on," Klein says. "And they're supposedly America's news channel." "It's easy and it's brainless," Klein charges in a telephone interview set for publication at the NEW YORK TIMES, explaining why cable news outlets are gravitating to the Aruba story. "They're looking for an ongoing drama" along the lines of the NBC crime show "Law & Order," he said, adding, "Except 'Law & Order' doesn't do the same plot every night." "There are an awful lot of things you can cover if you don't have people tied up with this meaningless nonsense," Klein says. In early July, Klein pulled CNN's correspondent out of Aruba and dropped the subject from most CNN shows in the absence of new developments. "If Jon performed as well as he talks, he wouldn't have to explain his network's dismal ratings," says Irena Briganti, a spokeswoman for FOXNEWS. "We have trounced him on every breaking news story from the London bombings and last week's events in Gaza." #2: Homeland Security finally gets it? Let's hope so. Homeland Security has its place. Checking 90 year-old grandmothers getting on to a plane is not it; but protecting the borders from those who would harm us is. I sure hope this pans out. Just a glance around this blog and you can tell my views on the border and illegal aliens. Short answer: No round-ups, just shoot anyone moving North, and talk to them, if they still can talk, later. Border protection can be done despite what the great unwashed liberals say. If you can protect a large area (4687 sq. mi.-total area, not border area-) like Groom Lake (AKA: Area 51) with the highest of high-tech sensors and cameras, how is it possible you can't protect the country from illegals streaming across in a flood. I know Area 51 is a different, and difficult to get to location, and yes it's easier to patrol, but how hard could it be to get sesnsors and cameras like Groom Lake on the border and use them in conjunction with 24/7 patrols!? http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/23/AR2005082301274_pf.html washingtonpost.com U.S. to Beef Up Border Force ICE to Help More in Areas With High Illegal Immigration By Darryl Fears Washington Post Staff Writer Wednesday, August 24, 2005; A02 A week after Arizona's governor declared a state of emergency in counties bordering Mexico, the Department of Homeland Security confirmed yesterday that it agreed to strengthen its law enforcement presence in areas that are experiencing high levels of illegal immigration. In a letter sent Monday to Arizona Gov. Janet Napolitano (D), DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff said Immigration and Customs Enforcement will train local investigators to deal with human trafficking in Phoenix. Read more at the link above. And finally another border view of the story:

    Partial Reprint (The link Screws up the blog. Just know it came from The New York Times)

    Homeland Security Chief Tells of Plan to Stabilize Border By ERIC LIPTON WASHINGTON, Aug. 23 -Acknowledging public frustration over illegal immigrants, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said Tuesday that the federal government's border control efforts must be significantly strengthened. "We have decided to stand back and take a look at how we address the problem and solve it once and for all," Mr. Chertoff said at a breakfast meeting with reporters. "The American public is rightly distressed about a situation in which they feel we do not have the proper control over our borders."

    Pardon me if on that last sentence I say "No sh*t Sherlock."


    Tuesday, August 23, 2005

    Sick, Twisted, Nasty.... Can't Help It.... Going To Hurl..... Be Right Back.

    Queer news? Oh, Lord, please take me now. -------- "We're back with your hosts Josh and Steve. In our first segment tonight, we'll take a look at new products markeded to us." With appropriate lisp from Josh: "Oh my. Look Stevie, there's a new flavor of anal lube on the market." Steve, with appropriate giggle: "Teeh-hee, we'll just have to try it." (Hand coming down slowly in a slapping/waving motion toward the general direction of Jason............. In all seriousnes, what are they going to talk about, fashion?, Queer Eye episodes? How the dance clubs of Europe compare to the clubs here in the U.S.? Not that it could or would ever happen, but I have to wonder what people would think of me if I started a network that was all white, and all Christian? I guess I'd be called a bigot, or a racist, or Pat Robertson. And Hollyweird wonders why we think they are completely out of touch with the rest of America? Anyway, I need to get back to work. I'm goofing off way to much when I have time to poke fun at the all gay network. Via Drudge: http://au.news.yahoo.com/050823/11/vmkh.html Gay channel to launch 'Worldcast' for nightly news LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Q Television Network, a premium network targeting the gay and lesbian community, announced Monday a new nightly news show titled "QTN Worldcast." Anchored by Josh Fountain, "QTN Worldcast" will feature "the latest in queer news around the globe," the network said. Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

    Another Jab At Hunter From The Always Funny Huffington's Toast

    http://huffingtonstoast.com/391/johnny-depp-fisted-my-ash/ not by Hunter S. Thompson That waterhead Depp went through with his moronic plan to fire my ashes from a fist-shaped cannon. It’s amazing, what a man-crush and a handful of MDMA can drive a boy to do. When you’re huddled in the kneehole of your desk, with ice-cold sweat pouring down your back, emptying a Colt Peacemaker into imaginary goblins with the unmistakeable profile of Richard M. Nixon, you don’t really expect your toadying houseguests to take you seriously when you mutter things about ashes and cannons. Unbelievable. My farewell service was basically a Tim Burton movie. Read the rest at the link above. It's just like having him around again.

    Monday, August 22, 2005

    Hunter Goes Out With A Whimper. Or: All Hail The Death Knell Of The Baby Boomers

    Nothing says liberal values like a 15 story cannon shaped in the form of a fist on the hilt of a dagger, holding a peyote button. I guess we got so used to Bubba having a revolving door in the Whitehouse for blowjobs, that you have to wonder why anyone would find a cannon with a peyote button being used to shoot Hunter Thompson's ashes in bad taste? Yes, I know the dagger/fist/peyote was Hunter's "thing, symbol, whatever." Anyway, liberals are funny people. I think back many years ago when I spoke to my father about funerals. He made a quip that he'd like to be cremated, and have his ashes spread around the White Elephant Saloon http://www.whiteelephantsaloon.com/ in Fort Worth. So, when dad passed away, I cremated him per his actual wishes, and interred his remains in a vault in his home town. I did it with the respect he deserved, knowing his comment about the White Elephant was a joke. Of course Hollweird has to make a spectacle of everything they do, so they shoot Hunter Thompson's ashes out of a cannon. The most telling thing about the Hunter Thompson cannon story is what was in the pavilion/food/guest area: Blow-up sex dolls, and caricature masks of former President Richard Nixon hung on the walls. Guests in attendance included: former prez hopefuls John F'ing Kerry, and George McGovern. Liberals, a party of values, right? What a joke. They should have let the guests at this "party" have a little fun. Why not grind Hunter up with a little gun powder and reload him in .45 shells? Everyone could take turns shooting Hunter at the sex dolls and Nixon masks instead of one big blast. Or they could turn the gun on themselves, (John Kerry, are you listening?) just like the coward Hunter was. Finally, for Hunter I say: So long you doped-up, chain-smoking freak, and thanks again for killing yourself. That's one less liberal mouthpiece, and another step toward a better America. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050822/ap_en_ot/thompson_memorial_5 By ROBERT WELLER, Associated Press Writer Sun Aug 21, 8:26 PM ET WOODY CREEK, Colo. - Hunter S. Thompson's grand finale went off as planned: His ashes were blasted into the night sky in an explosion friends and fans agreed he would have loved. But some said the gonzo journalist would have sneered at the Hollywood trappings — champagne toasts by movie stars and former presidential candidates. Filmmaker Nancy Cohen tried to organize a group of 100 fans outside the gates of Thompson's farm to crash the Saturday night party. "That's what Hunter would have done," she said. "This looks more like a fancy dress ball than a memorial for a counterculture icon," said Cohen, of New York, producer of "My Dinner With Abbie," a film about 1960s radical activist Abbie Hoffman. Crashing the party would have been difficult with the dozens of black-clad security guards who lined the roads leading to the farm. "It looks like the neighborhood has been invaded by the Viet Cong," friend and neighbor Mike Cleverly said of the guards. "I am pretty sure it isn't how Hunter would have done it," said longtime friend George Stranahan. The writer's ashes were fired from atop a 15-story tower modeled after Thompson's logo: a clenched fist, holding a peyote button, rising from the hilt of a dagger. It was built between his home and a tree-covered canyon wall. The guests gathered in a pavilion next to the platform. Inside were blow up sex dolls and a mask of Thompson's arch enemy, late President Richard Nixon. With drums beating in the background, trays of champagne circulated before Thompson's remains flew. Thompson shot himself in his kitchen Feb. 20, apparently despondent over his declining health. The national and most local media were barred from the tribute to the groundbreaking writer who was credited, along with Tom Wolfe and Gay Talese, with helping pioneer New Journalism — he dubbed his version "gonzo journalism" — in which the writer was an essential component of the story. His only son, Juan Thompson, said the hundreds of celebrities, including actors Johnny Depp and Bill Murray, musician Lyle Lovett and former Democratic presidential nominees George McGovern and Sen. John Kerry, wouldn't have felt comfortable with the press around. Depp, who played Thompson in the 1998 film adaptation of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," paid for the $2.5 million extravaganza. Depp and Juan Thompson embraced as the ashes fell to the ground. Juan Thompson told the Aspen Daily News that the ceremony not only fulfilled the vision his father outlined in a 1978 BBC video, but it "was bigger than he ever imagined." Ralph Steadman, who illustrated many of Thompson's works, had a different take on the extravaganza. "He'd probably say it wasn't quite big enough," said Steadman. "We want him back. (Saturday night) was a kind of pleading for him to come back. All is forgiven."

    Thursday, August 18, 2005

    For Norah

    Via Drudge Report. CINDY UNLEASHED: 'THE BIGGEST TERRORIST IN THE WORLD IS GEORGE W. BUSH' Wed Aug 17 2005 21:51:56 ET "We are not waging a war on terror in this country. We’re waging a war of terror. The biggest terrorist in the world is George W. Bush!" So declared Cindy Sheehan earlier this year during a rally at San Francisco State University. Sheehan, who is demanding a second meeting with Bush, stated: "We are waging a nuclear war in Iraq right now. That country is contaminated. It will be contaminated for practically eternity now." Sheehan unleashed a foul-mouth tirade on April 27, 2005: "They’re a bunch of fucking hypocrites! And we need to, we just need to rise up..." Sheehan said of the Bush administration. "If George Bush believes his rhetoric and his bullshit, that this is a war for freedom and democracy, that he is spreading freedom and democracy, does he think every person he kills makes Iraq more free?" "The whole world is damaged. Our humanity is damaged. If he thinks that it’s so important for Iraq to have a U.S.-imposed sense of freedom and democracy, then he needs to sign up his two little party-animal girls. They need to go to this war." "We want our country back and, if we have to impeach everybody from George Bush down to the person who picks up dog shit in Washington, we will impeach all those people." END

    When I Die, This Is What Heaven Will Be Like

    When I die, this is my idea of what heaven will be like. 24/7 news read by really attractive women. Top to Bottom, and not in order of hitability: 1. Maria Bartiromo (CNBC) 2. My favorite: Rebecca 'Becky' Quick from CNBC's Squawk Box. 3. Kiran Chetry 4. Juliet Huddy (Fox) 5. Laurie Dhue (Fox) 6. Honorable mention goes to Julie Hyman at Bloomberg (Pictured Below). For a great website (they have wallpapers) devoted to these, and others, check out the following link: http://www.gogomag.com/talkingheads/freedownloads.htm

    Wednesday, August 17, 2005

    More Proof Cindy "Mother" Sheehan Has No Clue

    When I say Cindy "Mother" Sheehan is a nut-job, I'm kidding... sort of. The interview below shows she really is a silly wanker... and a nut-job. Keep eating the daisies, and babbling like an idiot Mother Sheehan, you're doing a wonderful job of destroying whatever credibility you had. Thanks to The Political Teen: http://thepoliticalteen.net/2005/08/16/contradicts/ and Michelle Malkin for the transcript. Video of interview from The Political Teen: http://thepoliticalteen.com/video/cmattshee.wmv Transcript from Hardball with Chris Matthews: MATTHEWS: Can I ask you a tough question? A very tough question. SHEEHAN: Yes. MATTHEWS: All right. If your son had been killed in Afghanistan, would you have a different feeling? SHEEHAN: I don’t think so, Chris, because I believe that Afghanistan is almost the same thing. We’re fighting terrorism. Or terrorists, we’re saying. But they’re not contained in a country. This is an ideology and not an enemy. And we know that Iraq, Iraq had no terrorism. They were no threat to the United States of America. MATTHEWS: But Afghanistan was harboring, the Taliban was harboring al-Qaida which is the group that attacked us on 9/11. SHEEHAN: Well then we should have gone after al-Qaida and maybe not after the country of Afghanistan. MATTHEWS: But that’s where they were being harbored. That’s where they were headquartered. Shouldn’t we go after their headquarters? Doesn’t that make sense? SHEEHAN: Well, but there were a lot of innocent people killed in that invasion, too. … But I’m seeing that we’re sending our ground troops in to invade countries where the entire country wasn’t the problem. Especially Iraq. Iraq was no problem. And why do we send in invading armies to march into Afghanistan when we’re looking for a select group of people in that country? So I believe that our troops should be brought home out of both places where we’re obviously not having any success in Afghanistan. Osama bin Laden is still on the loose and that’s who they told us was responsible for 9/11.

    Tuesday, August 16, 2005

    Mother Sheehan: Then and Now

    A wonderful big tip of the hat to The American Princess blog for the title and story. http://conservativeprincess.blogspot.com/2005/08/then-and-now.html

    The Granola Mom (Cindy Sheehan AKA: Mother Sheehan) Gets a Divorce

    Despite my loud talk, I take no (well, maybe some) pleasure in the misery of others. But you have to enjoy this just a little. Cindy Sheehan's husband files for divorce from the psychopath citing irreconcilable differences. There's no one else to blame, Cindy, I'm sure you brought this on yourself. On second thought, she will probably blame President Bush. Go ahead dear. The rest of the country (with the exception of the 100 hippies, and mainstream media clowns you have with you right now) realize you are certifiable and probably should have been locked away years ago. The problem that will arise from this will be: Cindy Sheehan will become a "cause celebre." Ok, that's not really a problem since she will find herself courted by other tinfoil hat wearing ding-dongs. But, for a time she will become the face of the left. So, the hippies get another 15 minutes of fame screaming old Vietnam slogans and reliving their protest days by marching and stinking of some mystery meat. Scream on piggies. Scream on. As I've said before, you hippy boomers have 20-30 years tops, and then you will be dead and hopefully forgotten by a world that has moved on and left you behind. Despite your kicking and yelling, trying to hold back your impending mortality, you will be gone soon. It will be a grand day indeed. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0815051sheehan1.html

    Monday, August 15, 2005

    God Bless Texas

    I really wondered when this was going to happen. This is Texas, ya know? Mom's Protest Riles Gun-Toting Neighbor Idiot, and all-state (She's not from Texas, she's from California, what a shock.) champion psychopath Cindy "Mother" Sheehan is lucky someone hasn't riddled her sleeping area with round after round of shotgun blasts. She was also lucky enough to have a meeting with President Bush last year, and now she wants to meet with him again? If I were the president I'd send the Secret Service guys to beat the crap out of her. But, because this is Texas, we usually handle things our own way, and in our own time. What the article doesn't show is the local Sheriff defending our shotgun wielding hero by saying (I'm paraphrasing:) "He was getting ready for dove season" and "He's done nothing wrong, this is Texas." I should find out where these two gentlemen live and offer them both a round at whatever bar they pick. To Ms. Sheehan, may God also bless you and whatever remaining family you have left. You should spend your time loving them, and remembering your son, instead of being a classic liberal asshole. While I feel sympathy for your loss, you are one whacked-out nut-job. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/14/AR2005081401242_pf.html By ANGELA K. BROWN The Associated Press Sunday, August 14, 2005; 10:57 PM CRAWFORD, Texas -- Undaunted by counter rallies and even a neighbor's gunshot blasts into the air, a woman whose son died in Iraq said Sunday that she will continue her anti-war demonstration near President Bush's ranch for three more weeks. "We can't give up, no matter hard it gets," said Cindy Sheehan of Vacaville, Calif. She started the protest Aug. 6 in memory of her 24-year-old son Casey, an Army specialist killed in Iraq last year. Her makeshift campsite along the road leading to the Western White House has grown to more than 100, and hundreds more have stopped by for a few hours to show their support. Sheehan says she won't leave "Camp Casey" until Bush meets with her and other grieving families or until his monthlong ranch visit ends. More than 350 war protesters rallied at the site Saturday afternoon, hours after some 250 Bush supporters waved American flags in a counter rally across the street, holding signs that said Sheehan was unpatriotic and was hurting troop morale. While about 60 in Sheehan's group held a religious service Sunday morning, a nearby landowner, Larry Mattlage, fired his shotgun twice into the air. Sheriff's deputies and Secret Service agents rushed to his house but did not arrest him. "I ain't threatening nobody, and I ain't pointing a gun at nobody," Mattlage said. "This is Texas." Mattlage said he was initially sympathetic toward the demonstrators, but that they have blocked roads in the area and caused traffic problems. He said he fired his gun in preparation for the dove-hunting season, but when asked if he had another motive, he said, "Figure it out for yourself." Sheriff's deputies have kept a presence at the demonstrators' site, and more than a dozen law enforcement cars flanked the edge of the camp Saturday to keep them and the pro-Bush rally separated. A few from each side got into heated verbal exchanges, but no one was arrested. Sheehan, 48, said she was not concerned with her own safety but that she has told others to be aware that "this could get physical, even though we are peaceful." "I think we knew of the risks when we came down here," she said. "I'm surprised we haven't had more of that since we're in Bush country." Sheehan, who met with two top Bush administration officials on her first day of the protest, said some of her supporters have left the campsite but that others keep arriving from around the country. Bush has said he sympathizes with Sheehan but has not said if he will meet with her. Sherry Bohlen of Scottsdale, Ariz., drove with two friends to Crawford last week but didn't leave Sunday as planned. "This is history in the making, and it's hard to walk away from that," said Bohlen, whose son Thor has been in Iraq for a month. © 2005 The Associated Press

    Thursday, August 11, 2005

    Quagmire Would Be...Allllll Riiighttt.

    It's good to know you can count on 15 cheerleaders to remember a 6-8 letter/number license plate combination without frying the entire collective circuitry of their deadlight inducing giddiness. From the story: The cheerleaders put their skills to work, chanting the license number. Brain surgeons all, I'm sure. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8870809/ ANN ARBOR, Mich. - A man who left an accident scene was tracked down with the help of some cheerleaders who witnessed the crash and turned his license plate number into a cheer, police said. (SNIP)

    These Rolling Stones Are Gathering Moss

    It hasn't been so long ago that most protest songs were shrouded in other terms. A few jump to mind: 1. Alice's Restaurant: Arlo Guthrie 2. For What It's Worth: Buffalo Springfield. 3. Anything and everything Bruce Springsteen does 4. I hate protest music. Screw the rest of the list. So, etc......... and ad nauseam. Protest songs were a little like early Christian writing. Meanings were hidden, and only the faithful or those in the know understood the message. That type of innuendo and double meaning was the standard until recently. The way I see it, that trend has subsided over the last ten years, and gotten ugly in the last five. A great example of this is the idiot left doing what they can to undermine this country, and it is evident in groups like Green Day: American Idiot, George Michael with his last stab at relevancy showing Prime Minister Tony Blair as President Bush's monkey, The Dixie Chimps... I mean Chicks, any award show, or in easy listening music, like the Rolling Stones and their new CD: "Bigger Bang." Mick Jagger and crew have tossed one off (literally and figuratively) named: "Sweet Neo-con". If I could break off for a moment and talk about the reporter, and article I got the Stones information from: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/10/AR2005081000406_pf.html The Washington Post, or Compost as it is known by many, always say they publish honestly. Based on the story above, can someone explain the last sentence in the following paragraph? "The song is from the new album, "A Bigger Bang," set for release Sept. 6. There is no mention of Bush or Iraq. But it does refer to military contractor Haliburton, which was formerly run by Vice President Cheney and has been awarded key Iraq contracts, and the rising price of gasoline." So am I to understand from that poorly worded article Vice President Cheney and Haliburton are responsible for the increased cost of gas in America? It couldn't be from years of democratic blocks in getting more oil refineries built, could it? It couldn't be from years of democratic blocks of new drilling areas like the Alaska fields, could it? Or maybe it's not really from having 20+ different specialty gasolines for 20+ different areas of the country? Well, I guess it must be true if the Post wrote it. So, everybody blame Cheney. Anyway, back to the story: A few lines from the song include: "How come you're so wrong? My sweet neo-con, where's the money gone, in the Pentagon," goes one refrain. and, "It's liberty for all, democracy's our style, unless you are against us, then it's prison without trial." The song, whether Jagger admits it or not, is a jab at the president, his staff, and those of us who consider ourselves conservative in values and government. I admit I have not heard the song, and probably will not. Not because I would be offended in listening, but because I haven't seen the need to buy a Stones album (Yes when I bought it, it was a vinyl album) since Tattoo You in 1982. I guess I might catch it on one of the classic rock stations, but I rarely listen to regular channels any more. There are too many choices elsewhere: satellite, CD's, etc. Besides, it would be easy enough to find the Stones new CD online right now, download it for free, and burn it if I really wanted it. The Stones, while still talented, have lost their luster. Instead of aging gracefully, they parody themselves more with each tour and CD. Give it up Mick, Time is not on your side anymore.

    Monday, August 08, 2005

    Words, Phrases, Terms I Dislike

    This post was going to be about ABC News anchor Peter Jennigs today... http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1507080/20050808/index.jhtml?headlines=true About how he, as a Canadian, F'd around with a 4th of July show that ABC was having. About how he single-handedly removed country singer Toby Keith from the show because he didn't approve of his "boot in your ass" song. About how I emailed the SOB saying even though I despised country music, I despised him more because he was a Canadian news person setting up a 4th of July show and having the nerve to attempt it. That's like me heading to Ottawa to oversee a Canadian Independence celebration. After a little thought I changed my mind. The SOB is dead. Let him be. I got to thinking that out of the evil 3, only Tom Brokaw is left with any kind of power. The major networks are crumbling, and their old-school anchors are crumbling with them. Now, words that I dislike Ointment: It just sounds disgusting. Plymouth: Or any variation where the word looks like you should pronounce it another way: It looks like PLIE, but pronounced PLEH. Empower: liberal term to make people feel better. "We empowered Jamalla so she could get a job." No you didn't. You tossed Jamalla a bone. The word empower makes me want to beat the crap out of someone. Ask: But only when its pronounced like "axe". Arse: I'm too American to use arse, even if it is the correct term. My family left Europe almost 200 years ago, so I have a hard time putting that one in the lexicon. Cream: When it is written as creme. Anal, Oily, or Vaginal Discharge: Unless you are a doctor, I don't want to hear these words on TV or the radio. Polyps: Another disgusting little word. Rectal thermometer: I really don't have a problem with this, but I would like to know who first had the idea to shove a thermometer up someone's as... arse, to get a temperature? liberal: Do I even have to explain? Bung-hole: It's not really disgusting, but it does have a more disgusting ring than ass.... Excuse me, arsehole. I think this is another of those European slang terms. Gangsta: Like ask/axe, but this one is done on purpose, and not because the speaker has an inability to speak normal English the way it was meant to be spoken. People resort to tearing the language to pieces by purposely misspelling and misusing words. I'm not talking about new slang terms like "Snug" or "PHAT" since something like Snug was made up to have another meaning. Or, like PHAT, are acronyms for something (Pretty Hot And Tempting). But when you start jacking with words, that sets me off. Words like gangsta, brotha, playa, and the like, also make me want to beat the crap out of someone. More later...............

    Friday, August 05, 2005

    How Did We Make It? Or: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! (See Braveheart)

    I'm all American, and wouldn't understand a word of Gaelic if my life depended on it, but I hold a fond place in my heart for the country my family came from. They are from Shetland, Scotland (on my father's side) and that's why I have a link toward the bottom of the page to the Shetland newspaper. I like reading it to remind myself (not that I need reminding) that America really is the best place on earth. Usually there are stories of drunken fights, or fishing boats just missing killing a group of turtles, but every once and a while you get something like the story below. So, to the shit bucket guy I say, "Dude, just chill. Pour another whiskey with your beer and relax." http://www.shetland-news.co.uk/pages/news%20stories/August%202005/dirt_dished_on_papa_stour.htm Pete Bevington 5 August, 2005 THE FAMILY feuding which has plagued a small island off Shetland may be over after a father of five was fined £600 at Lerwick Sheriff Court yesterday (Thursday) when he admitted emptying a bucket of dog dirt over a local minister’s head. William John Walker, aged 57, said that Reverend Adrian Glover had left Papa Stour following the incident and that life on the island had been peaceful ever since. Walker had driven down to the island pier on the morning of 23 March this year where many of the island’s 25 residents had gathered to meet the ferry which was delivering stores and provisions from the Shetland mainland. The court heard that the minister had collected his box of groceries and was leaning into the footwell of his van to open the boot when Walker came up behind him and emptied a “bucket of excrement” over his head. Procurator fiscal Duncan Mackenzie told the court: “As he did so he made the comment, ‘See, we call you shithead.’” Mr Mackenzie said: “Mr Glover was literally covered in the contents of this bucket. It was all over his head, face, arms, torso and hands. “This was completely unprovoked and it would appear to be quite simply intimidating behaviour from someone who seems to be intent on perpetuating the petty, pathetic squabbling that seems to be persistent on this island.” Sheriff Graeme Napier pointed out the “sinister” aspect of the assault was that Reverend Glover had given evidence against Walker during a trial in February in which he was found not guilty of hurling a rock through the minister’s van which struck him on the head last November. However he was convicted for a breach of the peace for which sentence was deferred for 12 months. During that trial Mr Glover and his wife had been accused of faking the injuries to get Walker into trouble as part of a feud which had developed in the tiny crofting community which has seen the two families appear in the local court in relation to three separate incidents in the past year. Last year Mr Glover himself was found not guilty of cruelty to an animal after he shot a neighbour’s sheepdog claiming it had been attacking his wife’s Shetland ponies and then turned on him. The dog’s leg was later amputated. At yesterday’s hearing Walker’s defence agent Gregor Kelly said the assault on the Papa Stour pier was provoked by the history between the two families, but it had not been a premeditated attack. Mr Kelly said the father of five collected “dog muck” from his croft in a bucket and put it out with the rubbish “every six weeks or so”, to be collected by the local binman, who happened to be Mr Glover. However on this occasion instead of being collected, the rubbish bags were left split and the bucket was left on the ground. Walker had driven to the pier to meet the ferry to collect shopping and see his children off on the boat. Mr Glover had pulled his car up behind Walker’s vehicle and there had been some banter which Walker had taken to be at his expense. “There was some laughter and joking and Mr Walker rightly or wrongly thought he was the butt of the joke. Mr Glover was trying to stare Mr Walker out and he contends this was against a background of taunting ever since the trial in February,” Mr Kelly said. “Against that background Mr Walker perceived this episode as the last straw, snapped and emptied the bucket of excrement…He tells me he immediately regretted his behaviour to stoop to such levels of degrading behaviour.” Mr Kelly said that Walker had left the court last February “fully determined that a line be drawn under the acrimonious battles with Mr Glover in the past”, and asked the sheriff to bear in mind what had led up to this incident. Mr Kelly said the Glovers had now left Papa Stour. “It appears that the island is harmonious once again,” he said. Sheriff Napier described it as a “disgusting episode”, and the fact it involved dog’s excrement made it even more serious because of the risk of disease. He said: “This behaviour is unbelievable especially after I placed you in the trust of the court a matter of weeks before.” Later yesterday a separate case against Walker’s 29 year old wife Jane for assaulting Mrs Glover in February was dismissed, as were three charges against Mr Glover and his 16 year old son Benjamin for allowing the teenager to drive a car on the island without a licence and insurance. After the hearing, Walker said the Glovers had put their house on the market and left for Bournemouth. “My wife has been through hell, but it’s lovely on the island now. Everyone gets on and now this is over I feel alright. I thought I would get three months and I didn’t fancy the porridge.”

    The aclu And You

    The aclu would rather sacrifice your life than find and kill terrorists. According to the story below, the aclu has filed suit to stop searches on New York's subway. I ask you to carefully look at the picture on the right. Only 20-30 more years and most of the hippy generation will be dead. What a great day that will be. Anyway, would you trust anything you have, especially your life, to these miskayt freaks? (pronounced: miss-gyte. A tip of the hat for my ex-girlfriend's mother, a wonderfully loud lady from New York city, for all the Jewish, Italian, and German slang terms she taught this Texas boy) What is wrong with searching a person on a bus or subway? If I get on a subway, I'm on public property. If I look out of place, or wear a bulky sweater on a 90 degree(F) day, I expect the police to strip me down and go on a full cavity search. What? You still don't like the idea of searches? Here's a way to get around profiling, race discrimination, and other aclu bogeyman terms: If you don't want to be searched, that's fine. You will sit in a designated area on the bus or train with others who do not wish to be searched. The rest of us will sit in an area we know everyone has been looked over, and not worry that someone next to me has nail bombs in his backpack. We live in a wonderful, but changed world, so accept it. If it means you will be inconvenienced for a few minutes, tough! Until every towel-headed camel jockey terrorist and aclu member is dead, the fight must continue. http://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/crime/nyc-suit0804,0,646390,print.story?coll=nyc-homepage-breaking2 NYCLU sues city over subway searches BY JOSHUA ROBIN and DAN JANISON STAFF WRITERS with THE ASSOCIATED PRESS August 4, 2005, 2:54 PM EDT The New York Civil Liberties Union today filed suit against the city to keep police from searching the bags of passengers entering the subway, organization lawyers said. The suit, which filed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, will claimed that the two-week old policy violates constitutional guarantees of equal protection and prohibitions against unlawful searches and seizures, while doing almost nothing to shield the city from terrorism. (SNIP) Read more at the URL above.

    Thursday, August 04, 2005

    The Face Of Those Who Will Destroy America

    Have a look at the picture on the right. Now, look away before their stench permeates you. The photo is from a group of people who: (according to their website) This office is dedicated to providing the highest quality legal advice and services in the area of immigration and nationality law to both corporate and individual clients. Our practice covers a broad spectrum of services ranging from corporate to family to deportation. We advise on complex business matters, including visa processing and compliance with various Department of Labor and Immigration and Naturalization Service regulations. Our clients are from many nations in the world and live and work in many parts of the United States. Note that since immigration and nationality law is federal law, we can help you wherever you are located in the United States or abroad. Their website: http://www.immigrationnh.com/Home.htm So, why in hell would I toss them up on my board? Well, I wish to show you what freaks liberals actually are. They are also involved in a story that I have covered here before: http://roostercashews.blogspot.com/2005/07/thank-you-chief-garrett-chamberlain.html ILLEGALS being arrested as trespassers. This is the face of those who will defend ILLEGALS, when what we need to do is deport their ass back across the border. Just check out the pencil-neck uni-brow in the back, flanked by two little sissy boys. I'm not going to go off on the women, the picture speaks for itself. Can you imagine the smell emanating from them? Pachouli and grilled liederkranz cheese sandwiches, that's the smell you would have. What these people (if I can call them people) do is defend illegals... Wait, hear me again. I SAID THEY DEFEND ILLEGALS when they commit crimes here in America. Was that loud enough for you to pay attention? This issue is near and dear to me based on what I see as a slide in America to not care about the nation as a whole. Little groups of special interests are moving in: ACLU, LULAC, and jesse jackson's Rainbow Coalition are just a few liberal groups who seek to divide the nation. Now we have what appears to be a end-around of justice from the cheese people and a weak and frightened judicial system. See the story below. It's the little things like this that slowly eat away at a good society until the society is no more. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/04/AR2005080400973_pf.html Illegal Immigrant Trespass Charge Dropped By KATHY McCORMACK The Associated Press Thursday, August 4, 2005; 12:19 PM CONCORD, N.H. -- A small-town police force that drew attention for using trespassing charges to arrest illegal immigrants has dropped its case against one man. Hudson Police Chief Richard Gendron said Thursday the case against Margarito Jaramillo-Escobar, 23, was dropped Tuesday "based solely on the evidence in the case." He declined to comment further. The decision came days before a judge was to hear arguments to dismiss the case over what some have praised as a novel legal tactic and other have criticized as an abuse of power. Other similar cases are still scheduled to be heard Friday. Jaramillo-Escobar's lawyer said she had not been given a reason for the dismissal. "I'm curious," said Mona Movafaghi, who is also representing three other immigrants cited with trespassing _ a violation akin to a parking ticket that carries a fine and no jail time upon conviction. The police said they were trying to better protect their community following the terrorism of Sept. 11, 2001. They said were frustrated with lax enforcement by federal authorities and argued that if the immigrants were illegally in the country, they were also illegally in this town of 7,800 near the Massachusetts line. The immigrants pleaded innocent. Their lawyers said the police were acting beyond their power, trying to use a state law to enforce federal immigration law. Jaramillo-Escobar was cited May 10 when he was a passenger in a vehicle with a headlight that police said did not work. The car's driver, 21-year-old Sergio Robles-Ruiz, was also cited under the trespassing law. Neither man had a green card and both admitted to entering the United States illegally, Gendron has said. Both produced Mexican government identifications when asked for ID, police said. Hudson has cited at least 10 people under the trespassing law, starting after police in nearby New Ipswich began using the tactic in April. © 2005 The Associated Press

    Wednesday, August 03, 2005

    Follow-up On Dear helen thomas

    Darling helen (See her picture to the right), as so many others have offered, my shotgun is at your disposal 24/7. Please feel free to remove yourself from this life. http://www.thehill.com/thehill/export/TheHill/Comment/AlbertEisele/080305.html By: Albert Eiseele My affair with Helen Legendary White House reporter Helen Thomas is mad at me, big time, as Vice President Cheney once said in a different context about a different reporter. My sin? I made the mistake of assuming that, when I called her last week to ask about her recent Hearst Newspapers column on Cheney, I wasn’t calling to pass the time of day but actually intended to write a story about it. Calling him “the most powerful vice president in recent times, perhaps in U.S. history,” she said that Cheney “certainly could campaign on the theme that he has had experience in running the White House." Figuring that, having covered every president since John F. Kennedy, she knew I was going to quote her, since I assume people are on the record unless they state otherwise, which she didn’t, I asked her if she was promoting a Cheney candidacy in 2008. I then wrote what I thought was an innocuous item in our “Under the Dome” column Thursday in which I quoted her response: “The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself. All we need is one more liar.” She says I shouldn’t have quoted her “because we all say stuff we don’t want printed.” Little did I know, being a creature of the typewriter/telegraph era of journalism, that cybergossip Matt Drudge would pounce on the item and transmit it to the farthest regions of the Internet universe, along with an unflattering photograph of Ms. Thomas. That was all Drudge acolytes needed to unleash a flood of e-mails condemning her — and me, as her unwitting accomplice. The general tone of the e-mails, and a number of phone calls as well, can be captured in one from Rob Clark of Sarasota, Fla., who wrote, “Please tell Helen Thomas that she can borrow one of my guns if she wants to shoot herself.” Of course, there were also such gems as this one from an anonymous foul-mouthed Drudgoid who described me with a scatalogical term combining an adjective for a common sexual practice with a noun for a bodily orifice. “No wonder the fourth estate is in such sorry state, you f- - - - - - sleezeball,” he wrote. I’d have taken his comment seriously if he’d had the guts to sign his name, but it’s easy to be a coward on the Internet. I just hope this slack-jawed degenerate reads this so he learns how to spell “sleazeball,” which he can easily see in the mirror. Anyway, having unintentionally caused Ms. Thomas considerable pain, I wish to rise to her defense. Thomas is a great journalist, the first lady of the White House press corps, who has blazed a trail for women journalists and has been doing for decades what White House reporters are supposed to do but too often don’t, which is to ask tough questions of presidents. Naturally, that doesn’t sit well with a lot of people, who apparently would prefer to see their politicians treated like gods and who have a visceral hatred of the press. But the larger lesson here, and one that I’m surprised Ms. Thomas, who has been a Washington reporter since 1943 and retired as UPI’s White House correspondent in 2000, failed to understand, is that “off the record” is a virtually meaningless term, which is why this column bears the name it does. It’s bad enough that public officials hide behind it to discredit their critics, as the CIA leak imbroglio demonstrates, but even worse when reporters do it.

    Tuesday, August 02, 2005

    Idiots Should Not Have A Television Show

    One sentence: If it smells like shit, looks like shit, acts like shit, and sings like shit, it's probably shit. (Pun for the story below intended) http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/brown%20and%20houstons%20bathroom%20talk Bobby Brown's bid to propose to his wife Whitney Houston a second time was marred by both singers' desperate need to use the bathroom. MY PREROGATIVE star Brown, who initially exchanged nuptials with Houston in 1992, recently decided to ask his wife to take a second trip with him down the aisle during a romantic meal. But immediately after Houston accepted Brown's proposal, bodily functions became the dominant topic of discussion for the night, with the former NEW EDITION frontman dashing from the table to the bathroom while his wife explained to viewers of reality show BEING BOBBY BROWN, "He's had the runs since yesterday." Houston's imminent need to defecate soon followed, after she complained about the cramps she was experiencing. Before bolting from the table, she showed off her bloated stomach and affectionately told her husband, "I'm about to do the doo. I'm about to drop it on the one - a boat lad."

    Monday, August 01, 2005

    Of Course There's No Bias In The Media...

    No real comments on this since the story speaks for itself. I'll be the first to admit I'm biased as hell against liberals. For me, that is not a problem. It's just my opinion, which is no more or less valuable than yours. But, when you write for a media outlet that claims to be fair in their criticism to all parties, and you go off the deep end like demented prune-faced whore helen thomas, that's a different story all together. http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3ht.htm XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JULY 31, 2005 19:44:05 ET XXXXX HELEN THOMAS ANGRY AFTER 'KILL SELF' OVER CHENEY COMMENTS PUBLISHED White House press doyenne Helen Thomas is plenty peeved at her longtime friend Albert Eisele, editor of THE HILL newspaper in Washington, D.C. In a column this week headlined "Reporter: Cheney's Not Presidential Material," Eisele quoted Thomas as saying "The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more liar." helen, for the love of God, do everyone a favor and kill yourself now.
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