Monday, October 31, 2005
Friday, October 28, 2005
Doh!!!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005
No Mr. Bond... I Expect You To Be A Wuss
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Sometimes I Dream Of Al Franken...
...Hanging by the neck from the rafters of my house. In all honesty I really don't. For the record I don't give Mr. Franken much thought... unless I photoshop him as a gorilla to accompany several stories that continue to show how out of touch the left really is. Mr. Franken's views are as protected as mine, but for some reason, his only go over with the insanely rabid lefties, or the 40 year old NY Jewish man who never found a reason to move out of his mother's apartment. (Think of someone with Stuart Smalley's attitude and Woody Allen looks) That image will give you nightmares for weeks, I tell ya!
Anyway, I will scream from the top of my lungs that Bush has failed in border control, and possibly the Harriet Meirs nomination. (we'll see) Everyone knows there are problems with any administration. Pointing out these issues is what makes America great. Going off on them until you are convulsing on the floor shows general mental weakness. No person on the right (except maybe Ann Coulter) garners the same press as the howling, frothing, Franken, Cindy (Oh-my-gawd-are-y'all-still-paying-attention-to-me-?) Sheehan, and Howard Dean. Maybe that's a good thing from the right perspective.
So, one day's worth of news, and most of it concerns hurricane Wilma, and these nuts:
Franken says Rove and Libby will be executed for treason.
Enjoy every bit of Franken's nasal repartee with the video here.
If you apply his logic to previous treasonous actions like.... oh, I don't know... maybe something like Chinagate, or the Monica sex scandal, just to name two, Bubba would have been executed several times over. Remember Al, it all depends on what your definition of is (I mean) treason is.
In another creepy bit of lefty wackiness, Iraqi war protesters ready themselves for the 2000th American soldier's death. Led by Cindy (I'm-still-here-and-the-media-is-still-listening-for-some-reason) Sheehan, she plans the usual candlelight service with obligatory weeping crocodile tears, gnashing of teeth, and being arrested for tying herself to the Whitehouse fence, over and over and over.
"I'm going to go to Washington, D.C. and I'm going to give a speech at the White House, and after I do, I'm going to tie myself to the fence and refuse to leave until they agree to bring our troops home," Sheehan said
If there's ever been a reason to execute someone Mr. Fraken, Sheehan tying herself to the Whitehouse fence would be it in my book. Here's to hoping some sharpshooter on the Whitehouse roof has a trigger-finger slip the second she touches the fence the first time. I do not feel sorry for her, and she's used whatever sympathy she had far beyond what has been, or what should be, extended to any other life. Lady, you are a sick annoyance that has earned the right to suffer Mr. Franken's Libby and Rove "final solution" suggestion.
And finally, what banshee wail Democratic thought-orgy would be complete without Howard "Screamin'" Dean, chief Pooh-Bah of the Democratic party? Honestly, is there anyone who takes Dean seriously? Over the weekend Deaniacs were riled to frothing ecstasy with this.
Some highlights include:
The Bush White House is the most corrupt administration in U.S. history since President Warren G. Harding's
"The first thing we are going to do is we're going to have ethics come back to Washington again," said Dean.
And a gaffaw bringer if ever there was one: Equating Conservatives to mullahs.
"I'm tired of the ayatollahs of the right wing," Dean said.
I just need a "Yeeeeeaahhhhhhhhhhh" from him sometime this week, and my crazy as a loon trifecta is complete.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Springtime for Hitler and Germany. See: "The Producers" if you don't get it.
Cute and innocent? Or, Ilsa... She Wolf of the SS.
(Piss-poor photoshop skills shown above)
I probably wouldn't mind seeing them dressed like the picture above in a few years, but that's another story....
Sometimes you see, hear, or read something so truly odd that makes you shake your head in wonder. I guess you could say this story is closer to the slack-jawed disbelief you have when you stumble across Jerry Springer on the television. You know the show: "I'm 300 pounds, pregnant, and have an escort service on the side." Is Jerry still on the air? If he is, that kind of explains the story below and how society just accepts freakish and bizarre behavior like children do mother's milk. Anyway, the above pictures are a contrast of sorts. Wholesome, all-American girls? Well, not quite. The girls above are from a band called Prussian Blue. I'm not even going into what it means.
I'm a white guy, and I have no problems saying the white race has done more to both help and hurt the world than any other, or say that America needs to stop illegals from crossing the border and deport all those that are here illegally to keep America strong, but the things coming out of the mouths of these two are creepy. Of course the two girls have been spoon fed the white-power crap since birth, so they are a little wonky when it comes to topics like, oh... the Nazis, or... you know, the whole Holocaust thing.
Here's the link that first brought them to my attention. It's mostly a fluff piece outing the girls as mindless zombies controlled by their mother. That's far from real journalism, so I searched a little on my own and came up with this and this.
A word to the wise. It's a good idea to surf anonymously anyway, but I think it comes in handy with the above links if you want to avoid getting a FBI file opened on you. Of course I'm kidding, but isn't it in the back of your mind? Anyhow, the ABC story should have directed people to the links above. They speak volumes on their own.
A highlight from the articles include:
(author note: Keep in mind, these girls are 13)
Please tell me the significance of the name Prussian Blue.
Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color. There is also the discussion of the lack of "Prussian Blue" coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps. We think it might make people question some of the inaccuracies of the "Holocaust" myth.
or:
(When talking about their new CD)
(song #)6. Panzerlied: We sing this in German. This is a German military song. Hans Schmidt (author of “Panzergrenadier” and “Hitler Boys in America”) told us that he first heard it when he was our age. We laid many tracks over each other so that it sounds like many kids singing as they march down a street.
(song #)7. The Snow Fell: This is a song about the German soldiers in WWII. We both sing on this song. We have changed the tune a bit from the original that Ian Stuart did.
It's a shame really that two beautiful young women, who apperantly can play their instruments when so many of their peers in the music industry are nothing more than fabricated clones singing dance music written by anyone but them, are being led astray, and will no doubt end up in a trailer park married to someone who continually complains the black man is out to get them. Sad.
Friday, October 14, 2005
The Today Show Meets To Die For?
Michelle Kosinski. It's a pretty good looking face if you ask me. Then again, that vacant, I'm a serious reporter look is very reminiscent of Nicole Kidman in her movie "To Die For."
(Nicole Kidman)
That serious reporter made a serious mistake the other day when she ended up showing how far the MSM goes to make news up. Just prior to a report on The Today Show saying the Bush administration staged a interview session with members of the military in Iraq, and coached their answers, Michelle ended up as part of a staged story.
Unsubstantiated rumors against President Bush and his administration? How is that possible? (/sarcasm) The MSM thinks "Hey, it is the Bush administration, so why not have a go (again) at tearing him apart?" I honestly have no problem with a news agency going after a legitimate story of a presidential failing ,(border control, illegal immigration, etc.) but so much of what has been written about so-called Bush scandals have turned out to be false. Looks like this one is too. A little proof of how false a story this is comes from one of the soldiers interviewed: The truth from Sgt. Ron Long
In another wonderful bit of citizen journalism, Michael Finkelstein's NewsBusters has the video and background story on Michelle, and the overall bias of Today on NBC.
Back to the story:
The Today Show was about to run a segment alleging a recent Q and A session between President Bush and soldiers in Iraq was staged with fake questions when Michelle Kosinski rows up in a canoe, floating on what appears to be a street flooded so bad it requires a boat to navigate. Here's the problem with live television: Things go wrong, and everybody is there to see it happen without the help (read: slant) of editing. As it turns out, Michelle was doing a week plus series of story's for NBC's Today Show about the week plus rain coming down in New Jersey. So, here she comes today paddling toward the camera in what looks like a completely flooded area when two men walk past her revealing the water depth to be somewhere around 5 inches.
I guess Michelle is in the canoe because she's worried about falling face first in standing water less than a foot deep, and drowning like a special education child? Or, maybe she's a camera whore looking to advance her career by making up a story.... I think I'll pick number two as the correct reason.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Yeah, But Will It Prevent The Suck?
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
Follow Up On Oil Refinery Post
Something tells me the above headlines will become commonplace in the U.S. if the new refineries are not built.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Boomers Are OD'ing Bwahahahaha... Or: Die Hippy! Die!
A few quotes from the article: "Baby boomers are the first generation that is facing a drug and overdose epidemic in their middle age," said John Newmeyer, epidemiologist and drug researcher at the Haight-Ashbury Free Clinics in San Francisco. "They started using drugs recreationally or regularly over 20 years ago, and they aren't really slowing down." And: "..it seems overdoses are following the same generation through time. In California, the age at which someone was most likely to die from a drug overdose in 1970 was 22; by 1985, it was 32; and today it is 43, according to calculations by Males, based on state health data." And: "..drug deaths so dramatic that soon they may surpass automobile accidents as the state's leading cause of nonnatural deaths." And: "In 2003, the latest year for which the state has figures, a record 3,691 drug users died, up 73% since 1990. The total surpassed deaths from firearms, homicides and AIDS." Pretty sad. In a sing-song voice: Boomers are OD'ing, Boomers are OD'ing, la la la la la la Boomers' Overdose Deaths Up Markedly By Daniel Costello, Times Staff Writer Californians age 40 and older are dying of drug overdoses at double the rate recorded in 1990, a little-noticed trend that upends the notion of hard-core drug use as primarily a young person's peril. Indeed, overdoses among baby boomers are driving an overall increase in drug deaths so dramatic that soon they may surpass automobile accidents as the state's leading cause of nonnatural deaths. In 2003, the latest year for which the state has figures, a record 3,691 drug users died, up 73% since 1990. The total surpassed deaths from firearms, homicides and AIDS. Remarkably, the rate of deadly overdoses among younger users over that period has slightly declined, while the rate among those 40 and older has jumped from 8.6 to 17.3 per hundred thousand people. The change has caught many prevention programs, which tend to be geared toward young people, off guard. Several drug abuse prevention officials and other experts said there was virtually no strategy in place to address the risk of overdose among older users. Read the rest.... if you can stomach it, at the link above.
Friday, October 07, 2005
Reason Number 581 You Are Paying High Gas Prices
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Oklahoma Bomber Update
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Okie University Bomber. Questions That Need Answers.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Who's Really Behind The Goofy Protests?
Cartoon above courtesy of Day By Day. The above strip illustrates perfectly what I say almost every time I see a protest group on television. Give it up and die, hippy!!!
See links below for more great pictures.
A very large hat tip to Cox and Forkum for highlighting a website devoted to showing the idiocy and complete misunderstanding of those who protest whatever it is that disgruntled wanna-be trust fund baby hippies, and boomers protest, while also trying to recapture their youth.
Start with this page. I have seen this type of photo progression before and love it. What better way to get your point across than to show step by step the real media bias behind the picture of one protester.
I love this page more than the others. I thought liberals were supposed to be the smart ones. I thought communists had superior teaching skills so they would be better able to handle world domination. I thought wrong. Nothing says fool faster than making a protest sign so fast you misspell your words.
And finally, pictures pictures pictures!!!! Showing the full spectrum of the oxygen deprived, here are all the photos from Zombie. Queers for Palestine, communists, and the homeless, thrown together on one page for your enjoyment.
Two I hate hippy posts in a row. I see a trend here.
Monday, October 03, 2005
Go Grab The Tai Stick Donald. You Can Pretend The 60's And 70's Are Still Going On. For All The Good It Does.
Long Duck Dong Next?
Typhoon "Long Wang" Bearing Down on Taiwan
We have hurricane names like Camille, Steven, and Rita, but the Asians get the good names. The above headline reminds me of playing video games in my youth. All the Japanese games had very bad Japanese to English translations when text appeared on screen. You know, everything was the "All your base are belong to us" stuff. Google that line if you don't know what I'm talking about.
Or see here: Wikipedia info
or here: Engrish Mother F'er. Do you speak it?
Anyway, I have no clue how Asian storm names are picked, and it really doesn't matter, but I do enjoy thinking that the name of a typhoon means one thing in Asian countries and something like this is taken differently in the states. It gets me laughing thinking of the sexual meanings that are not meant to be there in the first place. Or maybe they were........... Me, juvenile? You bet. Life should always be this amusing.
http://mm.ncnu.edu.tw/index.php?nid=176
by Viva, MM_NEWS REPORTER
2005-10-01 00:19:41
A new typhoon, "Long Wang", is heading our way. The central weather bureau has now raised Long Wang to a strong typhoon. The C. W. B. says it anticipates announcing sea warnings later tonight, with land warnings not too far behind.

