Holy crap. I just found my twin... And he's black!

More than worth the read. http://service.spiegel.de/cache/international/spiegel/0,1518,363663,00.html The Kenyan economics expert James Shikwati, 35, says that aid to Africa does more harm than good. A few snippets of Mr. Shikwati, his views on Africa, and how our overwhelming Bob Geldolfian desire to assist this poor, miserable stink-hole, has hurt and held back Africa from achieving and attaining a place on the world stage. Listen up you freaking libs. This guy knows what he's talking about. (Just don't tell anyone that he is a plant for the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy)

SPIEGEL: Do you have an explanation for this paradox? (On why so much money does so little good) Shikwati: Huge bureaucracies are financed (with the aid money), corruption and complacency are promoted, Africans are taught to be beggars and not to be independent. In addition, development aid weakens the local markets everywhere and dampens the spirit of entrepreneurship that we so desperately need. (SNIP) SPIEGEL: ...The industrialized nations of the West want to eliminate hunger and poverty. Shikwati: ...Such intentions have been damaging our continent for the past 40 years... SPIEGEL: What are the Germans supposed to do? Shikwati: If they really want to fight poverty, they should completely halt development aid and give Africa the opportunity to ensure its own survival. Currently, Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet. Read more at the URL above. Out of everyone I've heard speak on this subject, both liberal and Conservative, I don't think I've heard anyone with such an open and brilliant mind that is attuned to the problem, and not simply looking to throw money away.

The Goggles... They Do Nothing

I realize some out there like a little junk in the trunk, but oh for the love of God, why would anyone want chelsea clinton? Just look at the picture to the right. Is there anyone in their right mind that would willingly slide their sausage into that bedsore? I thought this was a joke when I saw it on Drudge this morning, but no, it wasn't. Now I have to go through the remainder of my day with this skank hovering around the back of my mind. With chelsea in there, that automatically brings mother hellery into the picture. And someone needs to just shoot me if I have to go through the entire day with the spawn of Satan and her cackling, canckled she-thing mother floating like fecal matter in my head.

Apparently there is somebody willing to pay for chelz. It seems fitting that said person is an African. And, it simply makes the story when the guy wants to barter for her with goats and cows. Think about it, cows and clinton women... what a perfect match. I could go off again on how backward Africa is, and how it should be destroyed to make way for shipping lanes to connect the Indian and Atlantic oceans, but the story does that for me.

This kind of reminds me of the Blues Brothers where Jake and Elwood lean across a table and ask a man "How much for your daughters. We wish to buy them. How much for the little girls?" I'm sure billy boy has used those lines many times. While I'm surprised mr. clinton didn't just ask for a blow job in return for his daughter, I'm happy the offer of cows was declined. This means there is still some poor democratic bastard out there that will probably, after many stiff drinks, marry her. I wonder what kind of sick mind it takes to bed down with a creature like chelsea? I'd almost feel sorry for him... but not really.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13394619,00.html

40 GOATS TO BUY CHELSEA

Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official. Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya. He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter's hand in marriage.

The dowry is a very generous one by the country's own standards. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor wrote to Mr Clinton through Kenya's Foreign Minister. He said: "Had I succeeded in wooing Chelsea, I would have had a grand wedding.

"I would have invited South African Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu to preside at the ceremony."

The councillor gave the names of the former Kenyan president Daniel Arap-Moi and two of his college mates as character references. Mr Chepkurgor also said he was also impressed by Mr Clinton's wife, Hillary, for standing by Mr Clinton during the Monica Lewinksy scandal. He said Mrs Clinton acted like a "like an African woman".

DEMONcrats Are Destroying America

These are just headlines for one day. Stealing a twist on John Lennon's song "Imagine": "Imagine the joy of a planet with no liberals." I don't advocate violence against the innocent, but this bitch has lived way too long, and she sure ain't innocent. Here's hoping her 'peace' bus plows into a bridge support on some empty stretch of highway. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050725/D8BIE6HO0.html Jane Fonda to Oppose Iraq War on Bus Tour SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) - Actress and activist Jane Fonda says she intends to take a cross-country bus tour to call for an end to U.S. military operations in Iraq. "I can't go into any detail except to say that it's going to be pretty exciting," she said. Fonda said her anti-war tour in March will use a bus that runs on "vegetable oil." She will be joined by families of Iraq war veterans and her daughter. They plan to return to the Santa Fe area, where she was promoting her book, "My Life So Far" on Saturday. Prompted by a question from the audience, Fonda said war veterans that she has met on a nationwide book tour have encouraged her to break her silence on the Iraq war. "I've decided I'm coming out," she said. Hundreds of people in the audience cheered loudly when Fonda announced her intentions to join the anti-Iraq war movement. "I have not taken a stand on any war since Vietnam," she said. "I carry a lot of baggage from that." Fonda incited controversy in July 1972 when she was photographed sitting on a North Vietnamese anti-aircraft gun while on a tour of the country to drum up support to end the war. ----- Here's another great example of the true compassion democrats show for those who serve to keep us free. A few things the story did not mention was her affiliations and political party, so I have included a little backgroud information on this animal before you read the story: "Lt. Gov. Knoll has contributed to her community through her longstanding involvement with the YMCA, Boys and Girls Clubs, Angel's Place (formerly Mom's House), the NAACP, Elder Care, Inc., and the Pennsylvania Nature Conservancy..." The most telling sign that you are dealing with a societal democratic leach is this: "...she accumulated a long list of "firsts." Among them: first woman appointed to the AFL-CIO Housing and Building Board of Trustees; Chairwoman of the Pension Committee of the National Association of State Treasurers; creator of Pennsylvania's Student Tuition Account Program and of small business loan programs for women and minorities. In addition, Ms. Knoll was appointed in 1999, by President Bill Clinton, to serve on the Federal Home Loan Bank Board. " I think the last sentence would have really rang true if it had said she 'serviced' clinton. Face it, she, like 99% of liberals don't get it, and everthing she does is an act. This sad, sorry bitch needs to be removed from office for her ignorance and callousness. Rendell: Slain Marine's Family Will Get Apology PITTSBURGH -- Gov. Ed Rendell said written apologies will be sent to the family of a dead Marine who was upset about Lt. Gov. Catherine Baker Knoll's appearance at the man's funeral last week. The funeral was held Tuesday for Staff Sgt. Joseph Goodrich, 32, of Pittsburgh's Westwood section. Goodrich died July 10 in Iraq. Family members said Knoll came to the funeral uninvited, passed out her business cards and made a remark about the government being against the war. Someone needs to do more than apologize. If she had any respect for the men and women who serve this country, she'd get down on her knees and beg to be forgiven. Finally, she should retire from public life completely. But you know that will not happen. Like the liberals in California love Chomsky, the glitterati of the Northeast will probably shower her with honors and praise. ----- Last one...... Bring back the good old days of Pinkerton men busting the skulls of communist labor unions: http://www.nbc5.com/money/4765346/detail.html??z=dp&dpswid=&dppid= Teamsters, SEIU Bolt From AFL-CIO (SNIP) When the AFL-CIO formed 50 years ago, union membership was at its all-time high, with one of every three private-sector workers belonging to a labor group. Now, less than 8 percent of private-sector workers are unionized. Your days are numbered, and this brotherhood will crumble. The anachronism you have become will destroy you, and I will enjoy every moment. I am so pleased to scream at the top of my lungs that I live in a right to work state like Texas. Anyhow, If it were not for the libs, the union pukes would have been gone ages ago. I understand the need for organized labor when you have a few holding the power of production and distribution, but it's a global world now, and your time has passed. Somewhere Sam Walton (AKA: Mr. Walmart) is laughing at this story, and watching you grow smaller every year.

I'm not commenting on this

Opening my mouth to say: "Northern housing projects democrats. Is there any other kind of housing project resident? This is so typical" would only bring accusations of racism. So, I hold my tongue. The last two sentences in the story say it all. http://www.businessweek.com/@@CiVB22YQvXBV0xYA/premium/content/05_31/c3945003_mz003.htm#ZZZ2KR2KEBE ELECTIONS A Cheesy Way To Lure Voters In Philadelphia they're calling it "The Cheese Caper." A Deputy City Commissioner asked the District Attorney's office to investigate who passed out flyers on primary election day -- May 17 -- promising free cheese to voters for particular candidates. The flyers are topped by a handwritten scrawl, "Come Out + Vote," adding below, "For Who Ever." In type, they say "Free Cheese." The flyers list two candidates, both Democrats, running in an area dominated by the 300-plus-unit Hill Creek housing project. "This guy comes to the polls, votes, and asks us for his free cheese," says Eileen Kleindienst, a Republican judge of elections. Geraldine Hacker, the Republican official who sent Kleindienst's complaint to the DA, thought the food might be from a government nutrition program. The woman who wrote the flyers, Hill Creek tenant council President Gerri Robinson, doesn't think she did anything wrong. "The people around here, you can't get them to come out and do nothing unless you're giving them something," she says. Besides, she adds, the flyers worked: The two cases of cottage cheese were gone by day's end.

Another Reason Why Africa Needs To Be Cut Off

The world's great non-weather related (flood, earthquake) humanitarian tragedies all seem to work their way out of Africa. Starvation, disease, famine, pestilence. Why do you think that is? Does God hate Africa more than other continents? I'm pretty sure he doesn't hate Africa as much as france. So, are these events natural in their occurance, like an erthquake? No. They are the results of the leadership that has held Africa back for centuries. Mismanaging funds, people, land, water, and a host of other natural resources have brought disease, starvation, drought, and an AIDS epidemic that will ravage a continent. I have a hard time wanting to help a culture and thought process that has brought such devistation to the world. Gladhanding strongmen and dictators rule the land with weapons and expenses while their people starve. The story below is just another snapshot in a long line of "pictures" showing how backward Africa is, and its complete unwillingness to change or adapt to a world that is quickly making it irrelevant. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050721/ap_on_re_mi_ea/rice_19 Sudan Security Roughs Up Rice Delegation By ANNE GEARAN, AP Diplomatic Writer KHARTOUM, Sudan - Security forces in the Sudanese capital manhandled U.S. officials and reporters traveling with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, marring her round of meetings with leaders of the new unified government. Rice demanded an apology, and got it. -snip- Twice, Sudanese guards' hostility toward members of Rice's entourage devolved into shouts and shoving. -snip- (Also included in the piece was this usual bit about refugees and the dead) War-induced hunger and disease have killed more than 180,000 people and driven more than 2 million from their homes.

Would anyone buy dried bull penises?

Sometimes you get a great idea, but let it slide. Two years later you find out some schmuck made millions on that little flash of genius you let slip away. The following is no such tale, but then again, maybe it is. Back in high school I knew a girl who's mother was an advertising executive. One big campaign that made her serious cash was for a dried and stretched bull penis that was then capped on both ends and made into a walking cane. People actually bought this stuff? That was news to me in '86. You also have to remember that there was no internet, so that means no free advertising. They made money on this...thing...based on word of mouth and salesmanship. And this lady actually made money from her work, and invested in the company, and made more money. I can just imagine several thousand old codgers ordering bull penises out of the back of Prevention, or AARP magazines like kids ordering X-Ray glasses and sea monkeys out the backs of comic books. Then the old coots are let loose with the bull penis firmly in hand bothering their neighbors with bathroom humor... "Hey Mabel, you want to see my three foot penis?" or "Mom, the baseball landed on Mr. Abernathy's lawn. He came out and started shaking his penis at me." I got to thinking about this again when I ran across an ad on another blog for "Truck Balls." My first thought was "Who in the hell would buy scrotes to hang from the back of their truck?" Here's the website for anyone interested: http://www.bumpernuts.com/ That, as I said, led me back to the girl's mom. Man her daughter was stacked.... Anyway, her mom told me one of life's most important lessons: People are gullible, and sometimes stupid, but even more important, some can be gullible and stupid. That's not a bad thing, she said, and I understood why. In remembering that conversation, I now think of the "Pussy Wagon" truck from the movie Kill Bill, which led me to understand that you didn't have to be rich or poor, or stupid and gullible to buy useless or odd shit, you just need to have enough money to be different..... or white trash, like the Pussy Wagon in Kill Bill. Take your pick. Bumper nuts would look odd on that truck, but something tells me someone like Buck would do it if he could. People want to be different, and that's cool, but if you buy bumper nuts, or drive a yellow with flames and Pussy Wagon written on the tailgate, you're gay or seriously F'd in the head. Of that there is no doubt. Getting back to bull penises for a moment... I actually found several sites that have these things for sale: Bull penis walking canes: about $90.00 each http://www.bigcountrytradingpost.com/jernigan/misc_new.htm http://www.fashionablecanes.com/store/440.html Bull penis dog treats: http://www.spoiledbratsnyc.com/dogtreats.html So, since I know there is someone out there who would pay, I'm offering for sale, dried sea monkey feces. Pure, 100% sea monkey feces is perfect as a snack. And tastes.... MMmmmmm. If you act now, it's only $50.00 for 1 pound! But wait, I'll also include a guide on how to bend the stupid to do your bidding, and a bumper sticker that says if you have bumper nuts, you are gay. Don't delay, call today!

hellary Is On Her Way

This should frighten every American citizen. hellery clinton is doing what her husband did, and God I pray that people will see through it. The idea that a solidly left leaning democrat, who as little as 10 years ago was pushing for socialized medical coverage in America, will suddenly move to the center in her beliefs... I don't think so. She's fishing for votes, and everyone needs to remember this. One more item that should frighten everyone is shown in the story below. ...she vowed her support for legislation that would allow illegal immigrant high school students to attend college. She went from socialized medicine to this? Pandering for the Mexican vote? Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't she really saying she wants to aid and abet "ILLEGALS"? I think the reason they are called illegalls is because they broke the law getting here, and are fugitives the moment they cross the border. So yeah, I guess you could say that hellery wants to aid and abet people who broke the laws of this country.

Some might say "W" has a history of hispanic 'let-em-slide' moments too, well, let's just say W and I don't see eye to eye on this problem either.

Anyway, back to hellery. I busted my ass paying for school myself, and this braindead whore wants to send criminals that shouldn't even be here into the system? Maybe she'd change her tune if she had Mexican nationals (i.e.: ILLEGALS) crossing her front yard every day trying to sneak across the unguarded border. http://www.rightwingnews.com/special/xyz.php Clinton speaks before Hispanic civil rights conference The Morning Call Speaking to the nations' largest Hispanic civil rights organization, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., received a standing ovation Monday when she vowed her support for legislation that would allow illegal immigrant high school students to attend college. Clinton made her remarks on various issues of importance to the country's Latinos at the annual conference of National Council of La Raza, attended by 23,000 people at the Pennsylvania Convention Center in Philadelphia. The event started Friday and has included a rally in center Philadelphia in support of the so-called DREAM Act that would benefit illegal students. On Tuesday, the chairpersons of both the Republican and Democratic national committees are schedule to address the conference, which NCLR officials say is a first for the organization and a sign that both parties have heightened their interest in the growing Latino population and its votes.

france Sucks (Part 2)

They lost their Olympic bid. That should come as no surprise to anyone familiar with the french. In 1936, the Olympics were held in Germany. During the parade of nations, in comes france with their arms raised in the Nazi salute of hitler. Granted, the idiots didn't know he would invade their country a few years later, but it goes a long way in showing how completely screwed up they are, then and now. Here's the latest story from the Tour of france (no, I will not put de). Look, I'm no fan of bike racing, and the idiots with the spandex shorts taking up 3 lanes of traffic while doing neighborhood rides with 30 of their closest friends push me one inch away from plowing though the entire pack with my truck. Didn't anyone ever tell them they should ride two by two, or single file? Because of this pack mentality, if I don't run them off the road, I may just do a drive by pepper spray attack. That's where the story from france comes in. But there's a difference in my road rage, and the story that follows. I'd never go through with peppering 30 butt-pirates on bikes just because they are taking up the entire road. Hell, I can pass them if I need to, then slow down in front of them where they have no choice but breathe in my exhaust. But someone decided to go just a little too far. Witness france, the dung heap of Europe. http://www.cnn.com/2005/SPORT/07/19/cycling.punch.reut/index.html?section=cnn_latest Kashechkin struck in face by a fan PAU, France (Reuters) -- Kazakh rider Andrey Kashechkin was struck in the face by a spectator as he was tackling the Marie Blanque climb in the Tour de France's 16th stage from Mourenx to Pau on Tuesday. "He received a punch in the face. He's stunned. It's unbelievable", said his Credit Agricole team chief Roger Legeay. The Kazakh had just launched an attack with compatriot Alexander Vinokourov and American Levi Leipheimer. He was riding on the left of the road when he was hit. His nose covered in blood, he rode back towards the spot where the spectator was standing, apparently to avenge the blow, but gave up and waited for the assistance of his team car. Later accounts of the incident suggested that the roadside spectator was cheering on the riders as they raced up a climb and apparently struck the Kazakh rider accidentally, as he cycled past. Despite the presence of thousands of fans on the roadsides, such incidents are rare. In 1975, five-times Tour winner Eddy Merckx was punched in the stomach by a French fan. Three years ago, in the Giro d'Italia, Italian Wladimir Belli stopped to exchange punches with a spectator who had insulted him. The fan turned out to be a cousin of Italian climber Gilberto Simoni. Belli was kicked out of the race. During Sunday's 15th stage of the Tour de France a spectator running alongside riders up another climb went under the wheels of a motorcycle carrying a TV cameraman who was filming the race.

More Proof God Hates the french (No I Don't Capitalize french Stuff Either)

Pompous french bastards lose their bid for the Olympics to England partially because chirac would not keep his mouth shut about the Brits. Saying that the only thing England has given to the world (in terms of food) is mad cow disease. Now, showing that even God hates the french, their country is being overrun by locusts, and a large scale drought. The best part about all this, you might ask? All the pesticides that could stop the insects are banned from use. Bwaaahahahahahahaha. ------- http://www.washtimes.com/upi/20050717-092844-7410r.htm France faces drought, locusts Jul. 17, 2005 at 9:41PM On top of a severe drought, France is fighting a plague of hundreds of thousands of locusts. The locusts are devouring everything from crops to window-box flowers, reported the Observer. "At the beginning they seem small, insignificant insects but they grow very quickly," said Aveyron region farmer Gerard Laussel. "They eat everything that is green, leaving only stalks, and when they have finished they leave some kind of scent so the cattle do not want to graze on what is left." The French environment ministry said drought could be felt across most of France, but it mostly impacted from the Atlantic Ocean to Paris. "There is nothing we can do for the 700 or 800 farmers affected," said Patrice Lemoux, an agriculture official. "The locust has no known predator and the only insecticides which might make a difference are banned." Oh yeah, two good links: http://www.francesucks.com/ http://www.boycottwatch.org/misc/france-04.htm

Thank you Chief Garrett Chamberlain,

Chief Chamberlain (Pictured Above) About two months ago I heard a story about a police officer who actually had the nerve to enforce the law as it is written. The chief held a suspect (Jorge Ramirez) for tresspassing in New Ipswich, NH. The reason this made national headlines is because Ramirez is an illegal alien in the U.S. Immigration authorities refused to take him, so Chief Chamberlain arrested him on tresspassing charges (Trsspassing as an illegal alien. No matter how many times you bring up the word "illegal", it seems to fly right over people's heads.) Anyway, arresting and holding an illegal is a pretty bold move considering the PC leftists hate those who would defend our borders: The military, The Minutemen Border watch, and now, Chief Chamberlain. After hunting down his email online, I sent the chief a thank you note. I was pleasantly surprised when I received a reply. ---- -----Original Message----- From: [] Sent: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 3:31 PM To: 901@nipd.net Subject: Thank you. I wanted to take a moment just to say thank you for actually upholding the law regarding Jorge Ramirez. Political issues aside, laws should be enforced. Lack of respect for the U.S. and its border areas have been a sore subject in most of the southwest for years. I applaud you for actually making an effort in a constructive way instead of turning a blind eye. I hope your example will lead to other towns and states adopting a tougher policy on the illegal alien problem. Thank you again, XXXXXXXXXXXX Dallas, Texas -------------- His reply: XXXXXXXXXX, Thanks for the kind words of support, I will continue this fight as long as necessary to make this great Nation safe and secure for you and your family. Garrett Chamberlain --------------------- And now the national media focuses on the chief again. I would ask that you send him your support via email: 901@nipd.net , and by asking the same of your own local government. If you read the story below, please take note of who is supporting this illegal immigrant, and those who are sneaking across our borders: http://www.afsc.org/iraq/default.htm -anti war: (anti-American?), asking people to: "Join more than 50,000 others in telling Congress and the President to bring the troops home." -Also supporting him is the Mexican consul general in Boston. These are the same people (Mexican consulars) passing out information on how to enter America without getting caught, tips on how to avoid detection once inside the U.S. (ILLEGALLY), and telling how to find and use illegal documents. -------------- Here's the New York Times story. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/13/national/13immigrants.html?ei=5065&en=70a9fca935dc7632&ex=1121918400&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print July 13, 2005 Town Uses Trespass Law to Fight Illegal Immigrants By PAM BELLUCK JAFFREY, N.H., July 12 - One day in April, Jorge Mora Ramírez stopped his car on the side of a road in the small southern New Hampshire town of New Ipswich and was making a cellphone call when a police officer approached him. The officer questioned Mr. Ramírez, a 21-year-old Mexican who acknowledged that he was in the country illegally, and the New Ipswich police tried to get federal immigration authorities to arrest him. But when immigration officials demurred, not considering him a priority given scarce enforcement resources, the police acted on their own. They took the highly unusual step of charging Mr. Ramírez with criminal trespassing, and held him overnight. (SNIP)

Read more at the link above. This is quite possibly the most important issue of our time. It is still unknown whether terrorists have made their way to the U.S. by the Southern border, although there is a strong suspicion they have. It's time to track these people down one by one, and close the border until we can control it.

Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle: D E # # C R A T S_A R E_A S S # # L E S

From the guy who's game show should have been gone years ago, but everyone still watches for some reason... kind of like The Price Is Right... I give you the greatness of Pat Sajak. The Unhinged Minority by Pat Sajak Posted Jul 12, 2005 http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=8061 Back in the decades when the Democrats were the majority party, the rules were simple: the Dems ruled and the GOP sat on the back benches and generally behaved itself. Oh, they moaned and groaned about activist judges and profligate spending and such, but the Republicans knew they were the losers and they would have to rebuild their party if that were ever going to change. Well, it did change, and it changed big time. And now, suddenly, the rules are different. In attempting to govern the way majority parties have always governed, Republicans are painted as power-mad fiends eager to turn back the clock on all the social progress this nation has enjoyed under the “enlightened” rule of the Democrats. It’s more power they want, and they’ll stop at nothing to get it! Despite having lost the Presidency, both houses of Congress, the majority of Governorships and an increasing number of state legislatures, Democrats seem to have convinced themselves they are the victims of some massive evil scheme. They act as if they are still the majority party whose rights are being trampled by a herd of rogue elephants. They’re like a professional boxer who is KO’d by his opponent only to argue he should win on points. So they obstruct, they accuse, they flail about wildly hoping something—anything—will get those ignorant voters to see the error of their ways and return the world to the way it was meant to be. Every loss is the fault of outside forces instead of the candidates and their messages. Elections are stolen, they are bought by special interests, or they are manipulated by sneaky, conniving Republicans who have become experts at pulling the wool over voters’ eyes. The Democratic Party is apparently suffering from a mirror shortage. There’s no other way to explain their cluelessness as to whom to blame for the electoral realignment in America. And so they go on and on about a majority party which has the temerity to govern according to the precepts which made it a majority party in the first place. They rant about the lack of bipartisanship as if they had cornered the market on olive branches, while spouting some of the most partisan bile heard in Washington in decades. And, as they become more wild-eyed and maniacal, they turn off more and more voters who can only figure out what they’re against (anything President Bush is for) while wondering what they’re in favor of (other than returning them to power). The Democrats are simply not a viable alternative for most “centrists”. It’s a vicious circle that promises to keep the GOP in a majority position for a long time to come. I suppose that’s good news for Republicans. But it’s still painful to watch.

All you need is love?

I picked the subject of this post carefully. All you need is love. Out of all the Beatles' songs, this one beats me over the head to the point of screaming insanity. The only other song that will make me contemplate suicide is "Give Peace a Chance." That's another brain splasher I would prefer to be lost and forgotten by history. I love the Beatles, but listening to this mantra being chanted makes me want to dismember a liberal and shove his remains into the seat cushions of the first hybrid vehicle I come across. At the height of Vietnam, 1967, "All You Need is Love" was the battle cry of the unwashed and seemingly un-dead flower children. It really is a shame they haven't all died off. (patience, patience) The post title comes from the Beatles album "Magical Mystery Tour": http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002UDA/ref=pd_cps_m_1/002-0740628-9809609?v=glance&s=music&n=507846 Thank God "All you Need.." is the last song on the record. I'd hate to have to forward through a CD just because one song really sucks. Kind of like Blues Traveler's album Four. The first song "Run Around" sucks, and you know it. It's the same with Magical, only at the end. Also, the image of John Lennon smacking his gum while singing it makes my skin crawl. John automatically leads to yoko. And that image association just ain't right. Anyway, "All You Need is Love," that's what the wacky left would like to believe. Liberals flaunt the "fact" (their word, not mine) that they are caring, loving, and compassionate to all, even those who disagree with their beliefs. The average liberal is kind to animals, and may be moved to tie himself or herself to a tree to protect an owl, but would kill a baby via abortion without batting an eye. A liberal would be completely surprised if he were robbed at gunpoint by a "minority" or "underprivaleged" or "subjugated" who I'm sure he would say is also "repressed", and then blame the evil capitalist society that invented Tyrone's or Shanice's gun in the first place. Face it, if you're a liberal, you're an asshole. The world would be better off if Tyrone or Shanice had shot you for your bus pass, save the whales literature, $2.00 plus change, and one unused condom circa 1982 at the ready in your hemp wallet. I personally find liberals to be angry little trolls (appropriate description considering the picture: See Lord of the Rings if you don't get it) who whine like children when they do not get what they want, or see some real or imagined slight. Grow up you sniveling panty-wastes. You all act like you are three years old. Bush is your president. Accept it. Not once did I ever hear a conservative voice cry out "clinton is not my president. I'm leaving the country." Grow some balls! Five years of your bitching, with another three to go, is irritating the hell out of me. I take great joy in presenting a cell phone picture taken by a friend on vacation in Colorado. You know you're working your way out of sanity and into a Disneyland on acid nightmare when you start seeing stuff like this on cars. Ok, Let's see: Angry bumper sticker: check. Make that two angry bumper stickers: check, check. And here's something exciting, a personalized plate: Dictate 2 Me. I guess they didn't have room on the plate for an R. "Dictator to me" has a better libshit ring. The plate really does it. Sometime you don't even need to say "dude, stay away from the kool-aid" because they are brainwashed beyond repair. (Click on the picture for a larger, more revolting image.)

Maybe Europe will get it now...

...Then again, maybe not. The US sure hasn't. A report from The Times of London shows people are fed up with the immigrant related problems and the rampant anti-Western feelings that a majority of immigrant's have. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,22989-1690391,00.html "....a Times poll conducted in the aftermath of the bombings indicates that an overwhelming majority of the British public favours a tough approach to terrorist suspects. Almost 90 per cent of people want the police to be given new powers to arrest people suspected of planning terrorist acts, tighter immigration controls and strict baggage inspections."

File these in the "Obvious" drawer

Just some basic headlines... 1. Bush finds no friends at networks By Jennifer Harper THE WASHINGTON TIMES July 11, 2005 http://www.washtimes.com/national/20050710-110047-2712r.htm President Bush just can't win with the broadcast networks. More than two-thirds of the news stories on ABC, NBC and CBS covering the first 100 days of Mr. Bush's second term were negative, according to an analysis released today by the District-based Center for Media and Public Affairs (CMPA). (Snip) In comparison, President Clinton's first-term news coverage was 59 percent negative in 1993 -The MSM. What a big bag of nothing they have now. ----- 2. Japan racism 'deep and profound' http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4671687.stm -You ain't never seen "cultural pride" until you've witnessed the pecking order of Japanese to Korean to Vietnamese. These folks can be brutal in how much they despise the other. ----- 3. U.S. workers say they waste 2 hours a day http://reuters.myway.com/article/20050711/2005-07-11T130717Z_01_N11381607_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-LIFE-WORKERS-WASTE-DC.html BOSTON (Reuters) - U.S. workers say they squander over two hours a day at the workplace, with surfing the Web, socializing with co-workers and simply "spacing out" among the top time-wasting activities, according to a survey released on Monday. -Only 2 hours? These people are amateurs. I can waste 2 hours wandering around the office. ----- More younger (AFRICAN: my insert) children are having sex - survey http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=15&art_id=vn20050710123619850C495299 By Juggie Naran One out of every three children is having sex at the age of 10, and 17 out of 100 will deliberately spread the virus if they know they are HIV-positive. -And Bob Geldolf (Live 8) wants us to help them? May I ask why? God pity the people, but when you live the way they live: ie. refusing to move into the 21st century, let alone the 18th, it's time to turn off the water hose at that end of the slip and slide. ----- One more: Study: 6.5M South Africans May Have HIV http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050711/ap_on_re_af/south_africa_aids_1 - Attention Bob Geldof, in words you can understand, Sod Off! You want the world to continue tossing money into a pit that under regular laws of nature would have been extinct years ago? I'll give you one better, Bob, you personally go to each country in Africa where corruption and slavery are rampant, aid in the process of removing the murderous, thieving regimes that have dug the money pit known as Africa, and I'll give you every dime I own. I don't have the money you do, but I guarantee you'll never see cent number one from me. Yeah, I know you don't want money, but humor me. Help remove the blood thirsty dictators that squander any aid sent to them, and maybe I'll think you really do care about the people who are dying

Threatening to take their toys and go home

What a typical liberal thing to do: If I don't get what I want, I'll filibuster so nothing is done. ---------- http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/nevada/2005/jul/07/070710247.html Reid won't rule out filibuster over Supreme Court nominee "...But the Senate Democratic leader (Harry Reid) said the nature of the confirmation proceedings ultimately will depend on whether Bush taps a "mainstream conservative" or someone further to the right of the political spectrum to fill the high court vacancy." ---------- How wonderful. Reid, parading like the prize cock that he is, intones he's willing to work with the president, but only if things are done the way Reid wants them to be done. The spirit of liberal cooperation, ain't it great? ---------- ..."Reid quipped that his endorsement of the Republican senators (as court nominees) will likely doom their consideration. "It probably did those people more harm than good," he said, adding the right wing will "rise up and say there must be something wrong with that person if Reid likes him." --------- For once sir, I agree with you.

Old, but still worth posting

Today I was thumbing through some of the pictures I keep and rotate for my desktop wallpaper. Mostly I have humorous pictures, since I'm at work and I need every shred of humor I can get during the day. I came across one that is both funny and true considering today's events in London. This is a smaller shot of a billboard in Hollywood, California. I was told that 2 or 3 of these with different "celebs" were erected just days after the 2004 presidential re-election. Most of them were vandalized on a daily basis. Ah... the spirit of the left shines through with compassion and inclusion, doesn't it? But, the gentleman who purchased them had a team ready to go and repaired any damage from the night before. There was George on the next day, ready to greet every hippy and fuming Hollyweird liberal that drove by. I don't even want to ponder what this country would be like under john f'ing kerry. I don't really think that we'd have a 9/11 type attack every other day with him. I'm not saying that. But I believe we are safer as a nation under the leadership of President Bush. So, just out of fun, I will say I am thankful for the Hollyweird elite believing they were speaking for everyone in condemning America's choice for the next four years. With the exception of your butt licking lackeys and yes men, only the smallest percentage of humanity gives a damn what you say or do, or would be influenced by what was said. But, I appreciate all you say and do by showing America what ass clowns you really are. Didn't many of you threaten to leave the country if Mr. Bush won the first time? Someone want to tell me why most of you are still here the second time around? Small, but important note: Say a little prayer for those hurt or killed today.

Religion(?) of piece(s)

I question the idea that islam (and no I will not capitalize it) is a religion of peace. As the old joke goes, it's more a religion of pieces than of peace. I ask you to remember these photos whenever some liberal comes on the television crying that we need to have a discussion about why islamic fascists hate us, and what we can do to change them. http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005070712440002941257&dt=20050707124400&w=RTR&coview= http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/PA_NEWA13403051120735771A0?source=PA%20Feed

Evil monkey

I think I'd like to have an evil monkey. At the very least I'd like to have a messenger monkey.