Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Is It The Inbreeding RFK? Or Did The Nanny You Thought Was Your Mommy Drop Your On Your Head Too Many Times?
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Listen To Reformed Nazis? Or The Truth? Hurricanes, Global Warming, And Delicious Spotted Owl Soup
Monday, August 29, 2005
There Are Some Scary People In This World
Friday, August 26, 2005
This Is Who We Are Dealing With. Read And Remember.
Who Is Behind Cindy "Momma Ali-Hassan" Sheehan?
Thursday, August 25, 2005
News Notes. Blue v. Red, Subtitle For Story #2: It's All Relative, Clonus Horror v. The Island
The next story is nothing more than a hit job on Bush trying to paint him as wasteful leader. The nation's media moans about the cost of fuel, and how terrible it is that Bush would ever consider leaving the White House. Thanks to Drudge, and others, it is also possible to look back on Clinton and Gore, and the trips they, and other president's had.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/08/24/D8C6HRS80.html Of All Gas Consumers, Bush May Be Biggest By JENNIFER LOVEN Associated Press Writer WASHINGTON Getting President Bush from here to there consumes an enormous amount of fuel, whether he's aboard Air Force One, riding in a helicopter or on the ground in a heavily armored limousine. The bill gets steeper every day as the White House is rocked by the same energy prices as regular drivers. Taxpayers still foot the bill. Almost every vehicle Bush uses is custom-made to add security and communications capabilities, and the heavier weight of these guzzlers further drives up gas and jet fuel costs. And now, a look at the other side: http://www.senate.gov/~rpc/releases/1998/travel3.htm To date, President Clinton has taken a record-breaking 32 trips to 78 countries (including 51 different ones) with trips to South Korea, Japan, and Malaysia planned for later this year. Evidently, Clinton's solution to President Bush's travel was to visit not only Littleton, New Hampshire, but Liechtenstein -- and everywhere else in between. And from the Drudge Flash archives: Applause filed the halls of the Kyoto International Conference Center. "We must achieve a safe overall concentration level for greenhouse gases in the Earth's atmosphere." carbondioxidemethanenitrousoxidehydrofluorocarbonsperfluorocarbon- ssulfurhexa chloride. The message is serious. So serious in fact, the DRUDGE REPORT has calculated that Vice President Al Gore is burning more than 439,500 pounds of fuel, or 65,600 gallons, at a cost of more than $131,000 on his 16,000 mile daytrip, just to deliver the warning. Again I say: I don't care. But the MSM can't wait to tear Bush down. Then, of course, someone has to check the facts they miss or misstate. Can't find a scandal? Invent one with how a sentence is worded. Jennifer Loven (author of the AP post on Bush) you're a putz, and so are 99% of the fellow "jounalists" (I use that word loosely) you call your collegues. Finally: Cloning.
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
I Waited Too Long To Post This
Beth Raymond (above). At 31, this mousy little tart enjoyed her work.
As a private school employee in Maine, she was charged with risk of injury
to a minor and second-degree sexual assault of a juvenile male.
Pam Turner (above), 27, was arrested in February 2005, and charged with 15-counts of sexual battery and 13 counts of statutory rape. She is accused of having a three month sexual relationship with a 13-year-old boy beginning in November (2004).
And now (Shown Below), the one teacher that could honestly make me, as a juror, let her go, Debra Lafavre.
This sexy blonde Florida schoolteacher was a former model. Her charge: having sex with a 14-year-old student.
Oh yeah, I just found this: A phone transcript between Deb and her (literally) 'boy' friend:
http://www.tampabays10.com/pdfs/deb.pdf
A site with info on many other teachers who loved their students a little too much:
http://www.igossip.com/teacher.php
Alright. Here's the predicament. Just because they are women, do they deserve to be treated differently than a man in the same circumstance? My friends and I have discussed this and we made up our minds. It is our decision that as long as the teacher is female and attractive, that is, as long as they are attractive respective to the locale they are at, they should be released and not serve jail time. Of course we are in Texas, so it would take a pretty good looking teacher for me not to convict. If she's ugly, she's doing time. But, for the sake of argument I can use the examples above as those that might pass our test. By the way, it doesn't work that way if you are a male teacher going after boys, or girls. In that case you get your 'nads removed, and find your anus working point guard for someone in the penitentiary named Bubba. But we figure we can let the women slide. Boys are horny little buggers anyway, and what male in his right mind wouldn't want to be involved physically with any of the three shown above?
Finally, this post was done more as a joke for Mr. "Richard Fest."
(Blog link found to the right)
There have been many nights sitting out on his back patio discussing the finer points of law when dealing with really hot teachers, and the question of where they were when we were in school, and why we never met any of them personally. Anyway, if anyone cares to continue this discussion please feel free to make a comment.
Quick Note News
Partial Reprint (The link Screws up the blog. Just know it came from The New York Times)
Homeland Security Chief Tells of Plan to Stabilize Border By ERIC LIPTON WASHINGTON, Aug. 23 -Acknowledging public frustration over illegal immigrants, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said Tuesday that the federal government's border control efforts must be significantly strengthened. "We have decided to stand back and take a look at how we address the problem and solve it once and for all," Mr. Chertoff said at a breakfast meeting with reporters. "The American public is rightly distressed about a situation in which they feel we do not have the proper control over our borders."
Pardon me if on that last sentence I say "No sh*t Sherlock."
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Sick, Twisted, Nasty.... Can't Help It.... Going To Hurl..... Be Right Back.
Another Jab At Hunter From The Always Funny Huffington's Toast
Monday, August 22, 2005
Hunter Goes Out With A Whimper. Or: All Hail The Death Knell Of The Baby Boomers
Thursday, August 18, 2005
For Norah
When I Die, This Is What Heaven Will Be Like
When I die, this is my idea of what heaven will be like. 24/7 news read by really attractive women. Top to Bottom, and not in order of hitability:
1. Maria Bartiromo (CNBC)
2. My favorite: Rebecca 'Becky' Quick from CNBC's Squawk Box.
3. Kiran Chetry
4. Juliet Huddy (Fox)
5. Laurie Dhue (Fox)
6. Honorable mention goes to Julie Hyman at Bloomberg (Pictured Below).
For a great website (they have wallpapers) devoted to these, and others, check out the following link: http://www.gogomag.com/talkingheads/freedownloads.htm
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
More Proof Cindy "Mother" Sheehan Has No Clue
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Mother Sheehan: Then and Now
The Granola Mom (Cindy Sheehan AKA: Mother Sheehan) Gets a Divorce
Monday, August 15, 2005
God Bless Texas
I really wondered when this was going to happen. This is Texas, ya know?
Mom's Protest Riles Gun-Toting Neighbor
Idiot, and all-state (She's not from Texas, she's from California, what a shock.) champion psychopath Cindy "Mother" Sheehan is lucky someone hasn't riddled her sleeping area with round after round of shotgun blasts. She was also lucky enough to have a meeting with President Bush last year, and now she wants to meet with him again? If I were the president I'd send the Secret Service guys to beat the crap out of her.
But, because this is Texas, we usually handle things our own way, and in our own time.
What the article doesn't show is the local Sheriff defending our shotgun wielding hero by saying (I'm paraphrasing:) "He was getting ready for dove season" and "He's done nothing wrong, this is Texas."
I should find out where these two gentlemen live and offer them both a round at whatever bar they pick.
To Ms. Sheehan, may God also bless you and whatever remaining family you have left. You should spend your time loving them, and remembering your son, instead of being a classic liberal asshole. While I feel sympathy for your loss, you are one whacked-out nut-job.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/14/AR2005081401242_pf.html
By ANGELA K. BROWN
The Associated Press
Sunday, August 14, 2005; 10:57 PM
CRAWFORD, Texas -- Undaunted by counter rallies and even a neighbor's gunshot blasts into the air, a woman whose son died in Iraq said Sunday that she will continue her anti-war demonstration near President Bush's ranch for three more weeks.
"We can't give up, no matter hard it gets," said Cindy Sheehan of Vacaville, Calif. She started the protest Aug. 6 in memory of her 24-year-old son Casey, an Army specialist killed in Iraq last year.
Her makeshift campsite along the road leading to the Western White House has grown to more than 100, and hundreds more have stopped by for a few hours to show their support. Sheehan says she won't leave "Camp Casey" until Bush meets with her and other grieving families or until his monthlong ranch visit ends.
More than 350 war protesters rallied at the site Saturday afternoon, hours after some 250 Bush supporters waved American flags in a counter rally across the street, holding signs that said Sheehan was unpatriotic and was hurting troop morale.
While about 60 in Sheehan's group held a religious service Sunday morning, a nearby landowner, Larry Mattlage, fired his shotgun twice into the air. Sheriff's deputies and Secret Service agents rushed to his house but did not arrest him.
"I ain't threatening nobody, and I ain't pointing a gun at nobody," Mattlage said. "This is Texas."
Mattlage said he was initially sympathetic toward the demonstrators, but that they have blocked roads in the area and caused traffic problems. He said he fired his gun in preparation for the dove-hunting season, but when asked if he had another motive, he said, "Figure it out for yourself."
Sheriff's deputies have kept a presence at the demonstrators' site, and more than a dozen law enforcement cars flanked the edge of the camp Saturday to keep them and the pro-Bush rally separated. A few from each side got into heated verbal exchanges, but no one was arrested.
Sheehan, 48, said she was not concerned with her own safety but that she has told others to be aware that "this could get physical, even though we are peaceful."
"I think we knew of the risks when we came down here," she said. "I'm surprised we haven't had more of that since we're in Bush country."
Sheehan, who met with two top Bush administration officials on her first day of the protest, said some of her supporters have left the campsite but that others keep arriving from around the country.
Bush has said he sympathizes with Sheehan but has not said if he will meet with her.
Sherry Bohlen of Scottsdale, Ariz., drove with two friends to Crawford last week but didn't leave Sunday as planned.
"This is history in the making, and it's hard to walk away from that," said Bohlen, whose son Thor has been in Iraq for a month.
© 2005 The Associated Press
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Quagmire Would Be...Allllll Riiighttt.
These Rolling Stones Are Gathering Moss
Monday, August 08, 2005
Words, Phrases, Terms I Dislike
Friday, August 05, 2005
How Did We Make It? Or: FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! (See Braveheart)
The aclu And You
The aclu would rather sacrifice your life than find and kill terrorists. According to the story below, the aclu has filed suit to stop searches on New York's subway. I ask you to carefully look at the picture on the right. Only 20-30 more years and most of the hippy generation will be dead. What a great day that will be. Anyway, would you trust anything you have, especially your life, to these miskayt freaks? (pronounced: miss-gyte. A tip of the hat for my ex-girlfriend's mother, a wonderfully loud lady from New York city, for all the Jewish, Italian, and German slang terms she taught this Texas boy)
What is wrong with searching a person on a bus or subway? If I get on a subway, I'm on public property. If I look out of place, or wear a bulky sweater on a 90 degree(F) day, I expect the police to strip me down and go on a full cavity search. What? You still don't like the idea of searches? Here's a way to get around profiling, race discrimination, and other aclu bogeyman terms: If you don't want to be searched, that's fine. You will sit in a designated area on the bus or train with others who do not wish to be searched. The rest of us will sit in an area we know everyone has been looked over, and not worry that someone next to me has nail bombs in his backpack.
We live in a wonderful, but changed world, so accept it. If it means you will be inconvenienced for a few minutes, tough! Until every towel-headed camel jockey terrorist and aclu member is dead, the fight must continue.
http://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/crime/nyc-suit0804,0,646390,print.story?coll=nyc-homepage-breaking2
NYCLU sues city over subway searches
BY JOSHUA ROBIN and DAN JANISON
STAFF WRITERS with THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
August 4, 2005, 2:54 PM EDT
The New York Civil Liberties Union today filed suit against the city to keep police from searching the bags of passengers entering the subway, organization lawyers said.
The suit, which filed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, will claimed that the two-week old policy violates constitutional guarantees of equal protection and prohibitions against unlawful searches and seizures, while doing almost nothing to shield the city from terrorism.
(SNIP)
Read more at the URL above.
Thursday, August 04, 2005
The Face Of Those Who Will Destroy America
Have a look at the picture on the right. Now, look away before their stench permeates you. The photo is from a group of people who: (according to their website)
This office is dedicated to providing the highest quality legal advice and services in the area of immigration and nationality law to both corporate and individual clients. Our practice covers a broad spectrum of services ranging from corporate to family to deportation. We advise on complex business matters, including visa processing and compliance with various Department of Labor and Immigration and Naturalization Service regulations. Our clients are from many nations in the world and live and work in many parts of the United States. Note that since immigration and nationality law is federal law, we can help you wherever you are located in the United States or abroad.
Their website: http://www.immigrationnh.com/Home.htm
So, why in hell would I toss them up on my board? Well, I wish to show you what freaks liberals actually are. They are also involved in a story that I have covered here before: http://roostercashews.blogspot.com/2005/07/thank-you-chief-garrett-chamberlain.html
ILLEGALS being arrested as trespassers. This is the face of those who will defend ILLEGALS, when what we need to do is deport their ass back across the border. Just check out the pencil-neck uni-brow in the back, flanked by two little sissy boys. I'm not going to go off on the women, the picture speaks for itself. Can you imagine the smell emanating from them? Pachouli and grilled liederkranz cheese sandwiches, that's the smell you would have. What these people (if I can call them people) do is defend illegals... Wait, hear me again. I SAID THEY DEFEND ILLEGALS when they commit crimes here in America. Was that loud enough for you to pay attention?
This issue is near and dear to me based on what I see as a slide in America to not care about the nation as a whole. Little groups of special interests are moving in: ACLU, LULAC, and jesse jackson's Rainbow Coalition are just a few liberal groups who seek to divide the nation.
Now we have what appears to be a end-around of justice from the cheese people and a weak and frightened judicial system. See the story below. It's the little things like this that slowly eat away at a good society until the society is no more.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/04/AR2005080400973_pf.html
Illegal Immigrant Trespass Charge Dropped
By KATHY McCORMACK
The Associated Press
Thursday, August 4, 2005; 12:19 PM
CONCORD, N.H. -- A small-town police force that drew attention for using trespassing charges to arrest illegal immigrants has dropped its case against one man.
Hudson Police Chief Richard Gendron said Thursday the case against Margarito Jaramillo-Escobar, 23, was dropped Tuesday "based solely on the evidence in the case." He declined to comment further.
The decision came days before a judge was to hear arguments to dismiss the case over what some have praised as a novel legal tactic and other have criticized as an abuse of power. Other similar cases are still scheduled to be heard Friday.
Jaramillo-Escobar's lawyer said she had not been given a reason for the dismissal.
"I'm curious," said Mona Movafaghi, who is also representing three other immigrants cited with trespassing _ a violation akin to a parking ticket that carries a fine and no jail time upon conviction.
The police said they were trying to better protect their community following the terrorism of Sept. 11, 2001. They said were frustrated with lax enforcement by federal authorities and argued that if the immigrants were illegally in the country, they were also illegally in this town of 7,800 near the Massachusetts line.
The immigrants pleaded innocent. Their lawyers said the police were acting beyond their power, trying to use a state law to enforce federal immigration law.
Jaramillo-Escobar was cited May 10 when he was a passenger in a vehicle with a headlight that police said did not work. The car's driver, 21-year-old Sergio Robles-Ruiz, was also cited under the trespassing law.
Neither man had a green card and both admitted to entering the United States illegally, Gendron has said. Both produced Mexican government identifications when asked for ID, police said.
Hudson has cited at least 10 people under the trespassing law, starting after police in nearby New Ipswich began using the tactic in April.
© 2005 The Associated Press
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Follow-up On Dear helen thomas
Darling helen (See her picture to the right), as so many others have offered, my shotgun is at your disposal 24/7. Please feel free to remove yourself from this life.
http://www.thehill.com/thehill/export/TheHill/Comment/AlbertEisele/080305.html
By: Albert Eiseele
My affair with Helen
Legendary White House reporter Helen Thomas is mad at me, big time, as Vice President Cheney once said in a different context about a different reporter.
My sin? I made the mistake of assuming that, when I called her last week to ask about her recent Hearst Newspapers column on Cheney, I wasn’t calling to pass the time of day but actually intended to write a story about it. Calling him “the most powerful vice president in recent times, perhaps in U.S. history,” she said that Cheney “certainly could campaign on the theme that he has had experience in running the White House."
Figuring that, having covered every president since John F. Kennedy, she knew I was going to quote her, since I assume people are on the record unless they state otherwise, which she didn’t, I asked her if she was promoting a Cheney candidacy in 2008.
I then wrote what I thought was an innocuous item in our “Under the Dome” column Thursday in which I quoted her response: “The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself. All we need is one more liar.” She says I shouldn’t have quoted her “because we all say stuff we don’t want printed.”
Little did I know, being a creature of the typewriter/telegraph era of journalism, that cybergossip Matt Drudge would pounce on the item and transmit it to the farthest regions of the Internet universe, along with an unflattering photograph of Ms. Thomas. That was all Drudge acolytes needed to unleash a flood of e-mails condemning her — and me, as her unwitting accomplice.
The general tone of the e-mails, and a number of phone calls as well, can be captured in one from Rob Clark of Sarasota, Fla., who wrote, “Please tell Helen Thomas that she can borrow one of my guns if she wants to shoot herself.”
Of course, there were also such gems as this one from an anonymous foul-mouthed Drudgoid who described me with a scatalogical term combining an adjective for a common sexual practice with a noun for a bodily orifice.
“No wonder the fourth estate is in such sorry state, you f- - - - - - sleezeball,” he wrote. I’d have taken his comment seriously if he’d had the guts to sign his name, but it’s easy to be a coward on the Internet. I just hope this slack-jawed degenerate reads this so he learns how to spell “sleazeball,” which he can easily see in the mirror.
Anyway, having unintentionally caused Ms. Thomas considerable pain, I wish to rise to her defense. Thomas is a great journalist, the first lady of the White House press corps, who has blazed a trail for women journalists and has been doing for decades what White House reporters are supposed to do but too often don’t, which is to ask tough questions of presidents.
Naturally, that doesn’t sit well with a lot of people, who apparently would prefer to see their politicians treated like gods and who have a visceral hatred of the press.
But the larger lesson here, and one that I’m surprised Ms. Thomas, who has been a Washington reporter since 1943 and retired as UPI’s White House correspondent in 2000, failed to understand, is that “off the record” is a virtually meaningless term, which is why this column bears the name it does. It’s bad enough that public officials hide behind it to discredit their critics, as the CIA leak imbroglio demonstrates, but even worse when reporters do it.

